Chapter 134 134: Helping Sister-In-Law
Raven arrived home to the quiet apartment...
Or so it should have been, but currently, two elves were eating his snacks while watching television.
One was his cute and beloved Philis, so she was fine, but the other... Her stupid sister always seemed to have an issue with Raven, and the moment he came through the door, her little face showed a haughty pout before eating his favourite snacks like a little hampster storing them in her little cheeks.
'Ugh... Why are elves so beautiful even when doing disgusting things and stealing my snacks?' He thought to himself while taking off his dirty clothes and tossing them into the washing machine.
There weren't many clothes ready, so he just wore a pair of shorts and left his upper body naked it's not like either of them hadn't seen it before.
'Will there be another complaint or sermon about something I magically don't know about an elven culture or how orcs should treat elves with more respect...'
'If I didn't know her better, I might think she was just trying to make me mad, so I push her down like the books she always speaks about.'
For some reason, humans seem to think orcs go wild at the sight of elves and female knights, enough to lose all reason and just thrust their cocks into them and spurt their seed repeatedly.
Goblins get the same treatment too...
But honestly, goblins are a rather timid and herbivore type of male—they like the women to take control and abuse them...
Shaking his head, not wanting to think of some goblin dude getting S&M, he entered the living room carrying drinks and more snacks.
Philis wanted them, so of course, he'd bring her some.
Delia though... Heh! She should suck his nuts if she wants some of his snacks!
'I hate myself for getting aroused at that image...'
Raven placed the snacks on the table before sitting in the single seat to the right, his eyes watching the interracial drama about a love between a gentle orc and a feisty young elven princess.
"Why are you not wearing your shirt, and what are those pants!"
"They are so baggy... I can see it!"
A high-pitched complaint sounded, but to Raven, it was like white noise, so he just picked up a snack, put it in his mouth, and enjoyed the smoky bacon flavours while running his tongue over the smooth surface.
He liked to lick all the extra flavourings off before crunching the snacks.
Crunch!
"Mmmm? What?" Raven looked at Delia, her sharp blue eyes as pretty as ever, but now they were blushing with a dark red hue.
"T-that... it's hanging out..." Her voice lost power when his eyes turned to her—she suddenly felt something was different.
Not only did his muscles become thicker and more sculpted, but his body seemed larger and caused her to feel a strong sense of fear, yet her heart throbbed faster, and her mind wanted to stir up trouble and make him look at her more.
Philis continued to eat like a cute squirrel, her mouth full of bacon snacks as she watched the drama—currently, the sister of the main elf was in bed with her orc lover, and drama ensued as the female lead proposed to break up.
"Hueh? Why don't they all have sex together? Wouldn't that be easier than fighting with your beloved sister and husband?" Philis asked seriously to the television while eating more snacks.
She looked at Delia, who was fidgeting and darting her eyes towards Raven, and then Philis followed the view of her eyes and noticed why she looked so funny.
"Ah, Raven, your cocks slipped out! Those shorts are far too short and loose... Delia is getting all horny from the orc pheromones!"
"W-what!?" Delia gasped.
Then Raven looked down and shrugged. Too lazy to get up, he ate more snacks.
"It's a myth—there is no such thing as orc pheromones that make elves into slutty women."
"Eh~ but when I sniff your cock my mind goes blank! That's going to be them, right?"
"Or maybe you're just a freak with a scent fetish...."
"Mmmm... maybe!"
Normally Raven and Philis had no barriers when living together—they would always talk about stupid shit like this. However, for the virgin Delia listening to this and watching as it still hung in her view, she couldn't bare it and stood up and pointed towards him.
"Y-you... are you seducing me because sister is pregnant!?"
Her voice was like a teenage boy who saw a naked woman for the first time, and his voice began to slip between his balls had dropped and not.
"Mmmm?" Philis looked at her sister and nodded.
"Ah, you always did find Raven sexy. Sis."
"!!!"
"W-what nonsense... he's just an orc..."
"Eh~ but you have a copy of all our vi---mpghhpn!?"
Immediately before Philis could speak, her mouth was filled with delicious pork nuts that Delia rammed inside.
Before narrowing her sharp eyes as if to threaten her sister.
'I love how cute these elf sisters are.'
Raven, the ever-changing man, would have stopped them in the past, but now he enjoyed the slight movement of their elven dresses that slid up, showing the smooth pale ass of Delia and the inner thighs of Philis.
'Even if I become a pervert, Philis will accept me~ what a good life.'
"AH! That's right!" Philis suddenly exclaimed as she swallowed the salty nuts.
"Delia needed your help Raven, but not the help where you unclog her pipes with your orcish tool!"
"Her colleague went missing in a dungeon, but they were on duty, so it'll be bad if someone finds out they abandoned their guarding duty..."
Her cute green eyes fluttered at him as she put her hands together.
"Please~ pretty please, can you help save her colleague!"
Delia stopped trying to silence her sister and instead looked embarrassed because she didn't want to ask for help from anyone and planned to enter alone.
Despite feeling hopeless about the situation, it's likely her friend was dead, but the truth was even more damning.
Her friend had a lover who was an adventurer, and that's why she entered that day—Delia was okay guarding on her own because when Philis was sick and went to the hospital about the baby, her friend covered for Delia...
Raven looked at Delia, not Philis, and saw her cute ears flopped down, and the usual haughty face was instead filled with worry and a sense of apology towards him.
'To be honest, she was a bit annoying in the past, yet when I visited the burning cove or why she was mad was my fault anyway.'
'Let's help her—she's my sister-in-law anyway.'
"If you ask me to help you, I will get ready right now and go with you." He said softly, gently soothing a child or Lilith when she wanted to stay up and watch late-night anime.
"A-ah... that.... but it's quite strong.... the level is 33..."
This was a first for Raven, and he ignored the smug face of Philis, that watched them. Raven nodded before getting up, the loose shorts dropping to the floor as he stepped forward, making him realise that although his muscles grew, his waist had shrunk from losing the excess fat from working at a desk for 8 years!
"WoW!" Philis mouthed with her hand reaching for the phone beside her.
"Nn..." Delia nodded in agreement as they watched Raven hurry from the room to avoid being subject to the elven sister's menacing eyes.
'I thought orc pheromones weren't real!?'
Not too long later, he returned in his normal suit, tie, and suit jacket and underneath was his combat suit.
When he first bought this suit, the lady at the store must have been awkward because she thought he would only be wearing the bodysuit around the city...
'I am so glad I was oblivious or might die of shame!'
"Oh! Raven, you look so cool, like an orc thug ready to beat some fools!" Philis said with starry eyes climbing off the couch and leaping into his arms.
She was extremely light for someone that just eaten so many of his snacks, her body swinging slowly as they spun around, kissing each other in a light embrace.
"Mmnn~ hehe, you are so strong I want to try standing sex soon!"
"Guha..." Raven once again was stunned by this shameless elf turning their little romantic moment into something obscene.
"Hehe~ pure-hearted Raven is so cute!" She purred, nuzzling his face and enjoying the warmth of his body.
"Deli-a~ do you want to try Raven's body?"
"!!!"
"Pfffft!"
Raven almost tipped over while her sister spat out her coffee like a fountain before looking at the pair with the widest eyes, her blue orbs shaking from side to side.
Yet she didn't deny it.
"Fufu~ you should try Raven first to know what's good! Hehe~ otherwise, what if you meet a bad man and never cum?"
"I don't want my cute sister never to experience the feeling of being ravished by an orc!"
Elves... please, know some shame!
The poor orcs are always pictured as the bad guys, no matter what novel. If orcs are mentioned, the first thought would be. "Oh no, the heroine might get raped!" or "Is this an NTR novel?"
Delia wiped her face before narrowing her eyes and looking at her bubbly sister with a sharp smile.
"What would you do if I stole him from you? Wouldn't sister cry then?"
"Hueh? How could a tight-ass virgin like you make Raven happy? Silly... I've even drunk his...Mgghngph!?"
This time Raven's hands silenced her as he felt a cold tingle of a blade at his back—the eyes of disgust from Delia were not pleasant!
'Whoever said a woman's cold glare felt good LIED!'