He's Actually A Sexy Girl? I Erected!

Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“Holy smokes, this Porsche 911 must be at least two million, right? Such a tycoon.”

“Straight male of steel, there’s a beauty right there and you’re actually looking at the car?”

“Wow, isn’t that beauty way too gorgeous? Plus, she has such an elegant air about her, a top-tier wealthy beauty for sure.”

“The little handsome guy in the passenger seat is so handsome too, his eyes are practically electrifying. Ah, I can’t take it anymore…”

The arrival of Song Lele and her companion immediately caused quite a stir.

Luxury car, handsome guy, beautiful girl, any one of these on its own would turn heads.

What more when all three showed up at the same time?

While everyone was whispering among themselves, Tang Feng had already walked over and extended his hand, “Hello, beauty, my name is…”

“I know, you’re Tang Feng, online you go by Mr. Feng, I’ve heard Lele mention you often. And I’ve heard that your luck is off the charts, it’s like you’re possessed by the goddess of fortune. Hey, has your luck always been this good? Got any secrets? Can you teach me…”

This woman’s mouth was firing off like a machine gun, and it seemed like she didn’t need to pause for breath, leaving Tang Feng with no room to interject.

Only when he saw she was about to take a break did he continue, “Beauty, you…”

But before he could finish his sentence, the woman took another breath and continued, “I’m Xu Xinling, you can call me Xinling. Lele and I are best of friends… Since you’re her friend, that makes you my friend too, let’s not be strangers. Hey, you look a bit pale, are you sick? Should I take you to the hospital…”

Tang Feng looked at her as if he had lost all will to live.

He really wanted to find her off switch and see if he could make her shut up first.

She really is a chatterbox!

“Hahaha…”

Song Lele, who was standing by, couldn’t help but laugh her head off at the scene.

“Xinling, can you shut up for a second and let someone else talk?” Song Lele quickly covered her mouth and then looked up at Tang Feng, “Okay, your turn.”

Tang Feng was speechless, “Actually, what I wanted to say is that your car is about to get a flat tire, you should really get it to a repair shop quickly, it could be dangerous.”

As he spoke, he pointed to the tire of the Porsche.

The truth was, he didn’t really know much about cars himself; all this information was relayed to him by the system.

But after hearing this, Xu Xinling just laughed it off, “Do you even understand cars? I just bought this car less than two months ago, how could it have a flat tire?”

With that, she stepped out of the car.

She was wearing a tight grey-black T-shirt that just barely covered her cleavage, revealing a slice of flawless midriff.

Below that, she had on a black pleated skirt, adorned with a thigh garter on her leg.

Tang Feng may not have understood this particular style of dress, but he found it quite appealing overall.

Indeed, birds of a feather flock together.

Song Lele herself was a great beauty, and even her friend was equally enchanting.

At this time, Song Lele also stepped out of the car.

In contrast, since she had to maintain the image of a “bro” in Tang Feng’s eyes, she was wearing a very fashionable set of men’s clothing.

She had on a black-and-white striped shirt tucked into a pair of black work pants, paired with black Dr. Martens boots, flaunting a kind of disheveled charm.

The two of them, one irresistibly handsome and the other stunningly beautiful, were bound to draw eyes.

More and more people in the square began to take notice.

Even Tang Feng, who was talking with them, started drawing attention.

Although he was fairly good-looking, in terms of dress and demeanor, he obviously paled in comparison to Song Lele and Xu Xinling.

The crowd probably wondered how he managed to befriend such people.

Tang Feng didn’t care what the others thought and continued speaking to Xu Xinling, “It’s not just the tire that’s the issue; there seems to be a problem with the engine too. If you don’t deal with it soon, it could be really dangerous.”

Xu Xinling turned to Song Lele, a bit perplexed, “Lele, is what he’s saying… reliable?”

Song Lele was equally puzzled.

She might have known Tang Feng online for a long time, but they had never talked about cars, so she didn’t know how much he knew about them.

“Tang Feng, are you not joking?” She was unsure and had to double-check.

Seeing the two of them in disbelief, Tang Feng could only walk over and kick the left front tire, “This tire has developed a bulge and could blow out at any moment…”

As he said this, Song Lele and Xu Xinling both looked toward the tire, but they could not see any bulge.

“Where’s the bulge? I don’t see it. Are your eyes playing tricks on you? How could my car that’s just been bought for two months have a bulge…”

Xu Xinling was about to keep rambling, but Tang Feng interrupted forcibly, “The bulge isn’t on the outside; it’s on the inside…”

As he spoke, he walked over and twisted the steering wheel, causing the tire to turn outward.

But even with the steering wheel at full lock, the tire could at most turn 30 degrees, and with the darkness of the night, one couldn’t see the condition of the inner side at all.

Tang Feng then took out his phone from his pocket, turned on the flashlight, and shone it on the inside of the tire, “Do you see it now?”

Following his direction, both women strained to see a slight bulge on the inside of the tire.

“There actually is a bulge?” Song Lele gasped in surprise, her mouth agape.

“How…how is this possible? How could the car have a bulge after just over two months?” Xu Xinling was completely baffled, but the evidence was right in front of her, indisputable.

“It’s probably because the tire pressure was too low, increasing the flexing stress on the tire wall. Add in aggressive driving, causing the wall to overheat, that’s when a bulge forms…”

Tang Feng tried to simplify and relay the system’s scanned information in layman’s terms.

When he finished and turned to look at Song Lele and Xu Xinling again,

He found both girls staring at him dumbfounded, their eyes filled with admiration.

Uh, did I overdo it?