How To Ruin A Love Comedy

Chapter 10: Lucky Pervert 2

(Sorry I havent updated in a while, been really busy!)

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Its been 30 minutes since Miyuki and I have been walking in silence.

Since were on a desolate street, the only sounds that could be heard were our footsteps.

I wanted to talk for a while, but her expression was very serious.

I dont think she cares that much about me touching her chest

Does she feel nervous? Is she thinking about how I rescued her?

Haaaah

I let out a big sigh and went to scratch my bandaged head.

But Miyuki grabbed my wrist to dissuade me.

Dont touch it Why are you sighing?

Finally, the conversation started.

I should have done this from the start.

Why is the mood so awkward Im seriously sorry about touching your chest.

Miyukis face turned red when I brought up the embarrassing incident from earlier.

She tightly hugged the book the owner gave for free as an apology.

Th-Thats not it

Then whats the problem?

Just Im a little embarrassed.

So I am right. I think this is the first time Ive seen you lie?

I-Im telling you its not?

What you mean its not Its obvious by just looking at you.

Miyuki scratched the back of her neck, then suddenly kicked one leg out to the side before quickly returning to its original position, while pouting her lips.

I asked, with my mouth wide open, about her inexplicable behaviour.

What are you doing?

I was gonna hang my leg But I stopped because I thought Matsuda-kuns body was not in a good condition.

Im fine other than my head though?

Hmmm Is your head ok?

Now youve gotten to the point where you are copying the way I speak.

Even though you spoke without thinking, Im proud.

I chucked then replied.

It doesnt hurt at all. And since Im already dumb who cares if I get hit in the head a little bit.

Dont say that Why are you putting your self down like that?

Just kidding. Why are you always so serious when Im messing around?

I-I didnt think youd be joking in this situation

Are you going to report me?

Huh?

Miyuki slowly blinked her big eyes twice slowly.

She figured out that I was talking about me touching her breast.

Matsuda-kun. I really dont care. Matsuda-kun should stop caring as well.

Then can I touch it one more time?

Is what I want to say, but I shouldnt be making those jokes in this situation.

Lets show restraint as much as the situation calls for.

Alright. But arent you hot?

Not really? Are you hot Matsuda-kun?

Im not. I was just asking.

Ah Ok.

After Miyukis response, we went back into silence.

We walked somewhat slowly, and eventually got to Miyukis neighbourhood.

I wanted to talk with Miyuki at the playground, but Ill be patient until its not a very sensitive night.

Ill just let Miyuki go for today.

So that she can recall todays event quietly.

This ones my house.

Miyuki stopped in front of a smallish two floored detached house.

I looked up and admired the house.

The house is cute. I like the orange roof.

Its much smaller than Matsuda-kuns house right?

I didnt think it was small? How big was your family again?

Four including me. My Mom, Dad, and my older sister live with me.

I can have an Oyakodon, Shimaidon, or even 4P play? Alright. (TL note: Oyakodon is having a 3some with a mother and a daughter. Its a noodle with chicken and eggs in a bowl I think? Shimaidon is the same but with 2 sisters instead.)

I think it would be fun to live in a nice house like this with a family.

Ah

Miyuki didnt know what to do.

I could see that she was taking in my home situation as she thinking of what to say.

I chuckled and lightly smacked her on the back.

What are you being so fidgety about? I guess youre actually quite self-centred?

What is?

You brought me over here while treating me like a guard dog. Are you going to stop an injured guard dog from resting?

Gu-Guard dog! Thats definitely not it!

Im kidding. You took it seriously again. Im leaving. Rest up.

When I waved my hand lazily and turned around, Miyuki called after me.

Ma-Matsuda-kun!

Huh?

Thanks For Saving me today.

Youre always thankful for all sorts of minor things. Have a good one.

Get home safely!

I smiled slightly at Miyuki and left the neighbourhood deep in thought.

Miyukis attitude was overtly timid for someone who was just thankful.

Shes not embarrassed that I touched her chest.

Then is she sorry for causing me trouble?

Of course, since Miyuki is a really kind girl she probably did think like that, but theres one thing that I know for certain

She recognized me as a man.

Maybe not right now, but when I rescued her and right afterwards, she must have seen me as a man.

If thats not it, I cant explain her behaviour.

This is a good situation.

But, even if I have been working hard till now, if I let my guard down once, my affection points will fall again.

To avoid that, lets take good care of Miyuki.

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Im home.

Miyukis mom came out of the kitchen due to the weak greeting, and asked.

Youre home early? Did you buy the books?

Yeah, I bought them.

Are you perhaps exhausted from the heat? You seem a little weird today?

What do you mean weird Im the same. Im gonna head upstairs.

Turn on the ac and call Tetsuya.

Did Tetsuya-kun call today?

No, but I met him at the market today. He looked worried.

Worried? Are his studies going badly?

After resting a bit, I should go meet him.

As Miyuki was thinking, she made her way up to the second floor of her house.

Haah

She plopped down on her bed and recalled the events that transpired at the bookstore.

It was the first time that she saw the usually laid back Matsuda-kun panicked.

It was impossible to forget his face which had sincere worry for her.

It is also vivid how he asked her if she was ok even when all the books were falling on him.

Honestly She thought it was kind of cool.

I-I admit that he is handsome

His short hair was angled perfectly to match his facial appearance.

And its been good seeing him slowly changing in a positive direction

Miyuki closed her eyes and thought about Matsuda, who was completely different than usual, then shook her head.

She was sure that she was just getting caught up in the moment. Nothing more, nothing less.

In that scenario, any man would have looked like a knight on a white horse.

But she really was thankful, so it felt like she should give him something.

After searching through the app, she bought a gift code for a convenience store near Matsudas house.

She sent Matsuda a message telling him to eat well, and sent her gift to him along with a cute emoticon.

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Next monday.

I spent the weekend boringly just practicing stuff Miyuki taught me. When Miyuki and Tetsuya came, I opened the front door.

You came?

Miyukis face Is expressionless, but it looks like there are slight traces of excitement mixed in.

Yeah. You practiced right?

I did But I didnt understand a lot of things.

You could have just asked me.

I figured I should try as much as I can by myself.

Thats a good mindset, but sometimes its better to ask for help rather than stubbornly trying on your own. Just ask me from now on. When can we go inside? Its really hot out today

Well, the humidity today was no joke since it rained yesterday.

I moved to the side so the two people could get in easily.

Miyuki walked naturally crossed the stone road, and went to check on the garden, smiling when she saw the plants were slowly coming back to life.

I left her and went to the living room with Tetsuya, and brought the melon which I had already cut beforehand.

Eat.

Then Tetsuya said his thanks, and began stuffing his mouth with the melons.

When it comes to eating, hes really fucking good at it huh.

I sat beside him and asked.

Arent you hot?

Yeah. Today was no joke. But now I feel alive cause Im in here

But you arent going to cut your hair?

Miyuki walked in the living room and agreed with me.

Tetsuya-kun, why dont you try cutting it short like Matsuda-kun? Isnt it frustrating to have long hair in the summer?

Miyuki loves the moppy haired Tetsuya.

But the fact that shes still telling him to cut it off

Thats quite significant isnt it?

Tetsuya stopped stuffing himself with melons and stared at Miyuki with an odd look.

Now? You havent said anything about before.

No Its because Im worried since this summer is especially hot.

Is that so? Then should I try it once? Matsuda, which barber do you go to?

You look like a man in appearance, ye, when Miyuki speaks, your mouth just hangs open Tsk Tsk (TL NOTE: I think hes saying Tetsuyas like a dog when it comes to Miyuki? Not 100% sure sorry.)

I scoffed as I replied.

Theres one just outside of the neighborhood, we can go together after the lesson.

Then please do me a favor.

Tetuyas face is better suited for longer hair than short.

If one of this bastards good points disappears, its good for me.

I told him I understood, and said my thanks to Miyuki.

Yo, I used the gift code well. I ate bentos until I was completely full.

Tetsuya stopped eating melons.

Then looked at Miyuki while asking.

Gift code?

Ah I told you that Matsuda-kun saved me at the bookstore right?

Yeah.

So I sent him that as a thanks. Matsuda-kun. You didnt only buy oily foods right? Theres salad bentos nowadays.

It was a regular conversation, but it somehow feels like Tetsuya was being excluded.

No, lets not overthink things.

The current Miyuki would never do that.

Lets just be grateful that the topic of todays conversation was me.

It doesnt look like she told him about me touching her chest.

Well, its not really the type of thing you go around telling people.

Its good to cause the two people who always told each other everything, to have secrets they dont tell one another.

I only bought Karaage bentos.

You have to eat salads to take care of your health.

Im eating fruits instead.

Alright. Do as you want. Todays lesson is math right? Im going to test you.

At those words, Tetsuya and I looked at each other with despair in our eyes.

Laughing at our expressions, Miyuki continued on.

Itll be ten questions like last time, but Tetsuya-kun has to get over 7 questions right. Matsuda-kun Will be let off easy with just five.

How come Miura has to get just two more than before, but I have to get four more? This is discrimination.

Are you not embarrassed to have only gotten one right?

Im actually super proud that I got a short answer question right though?

Then lets get more than five right this time to inflate your ego a bit more.

Miyuki pulled out two pages of A4 paper, and two giant notebooks, and set it in front of me and Tetsuya.

The questions are around your levels. Ill give you guys 40 minutes. Thats plenty right? So, dont give up if you are stuck, and keep trying from different angles.

Do I solve now?

No, do it after we eat the melons.

Miyuki smiled as she sat down.

She exclaimed as she stabbed the melon with her fork and brought it to her mouth.

It looks like the way she looks at me has gotten a lot friendlier than before.

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