I (30), Who Works for a Black Company and Died While Regretting My Gloomy Life, Started Over From High School!

Chapter 60: This time, I won't betray my sister's smile ②.

60. This time, I wont betray my sisters smile .

Ah it was so hot that this maiden already smells like sweat

Kanako, sitting opposite me in a cooled coffee shop, said this in a tired voice with a cup of iced tea in her hand.

Youve already wasted a lot of fluid arguing stupidly in the fcking heat After all this time, its still too hot in Japan in the summer.

Its a little depressing to know that in the future the maximum summer temperature will be even higher, and there will be many days when you will seriously die if you are unprotected.

Heat has always been the worst enemy in the outside world.

By the way, is this the end of your shopping? I thought you were going to buy a lot of stuff because you said you were a baggage handler, but its only a small amount.

If I had the money, Id want an endless supply of clothes and accessories. Even the most popular junior high school girl, Kanako, cant control her money. Oh my God, I wish I could show the world how cute I am and get a fee to see a beautiful girl, like a money offering!

I was gonna say, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

As I was about to say this, I remembered that beautiful and handsome content creators use their appearance in the future as a weapon to earn money from their viewers, commonly known as throwaway money.

I dont know whats going to happen in this world

But you should remember what happened on todays date, brother. No matter how equal the sexes are, girls still want boys to be dependable. When you go on a date, be cheerful, gentle, and dont panic. Virgins are especially vulnerable to trouble and tend to get upset.

Ill take your advice, but were in a store, so choose your words carefully!

Dont say virgin lightly!

You always make fun of people as virgins.

Well, Ive never even held hands with a boy before.

Ha?

He?

Kanako and I looked at each other and blinked.

No, no, wait a minute.

No, no, no, no! No, no, NO! Didnt that advice you gave me every time today come from your experience of dating?

Ive had more than a dozen people come on to me, and Ive gone out with all of them. But we always come to the conclusion that were not the same, so we all split up after about five minutes to a month.

Youre early! I mean, youre not dating a guy whos been with you for five minutes!

So youre saying that youve had a lot of relationships, but youve never been in a relationship with anyone that could be called a boyfriend? Youve only been in a trial relationship?

The rumor of me being a love master who takes in and takes out guys spread around the school, and more and more kids came to me for love advice. Ive been doing that for a long time, and Ive learned a lot thanks to my own experience plus a lot of stories. Its like a lawyer whos done a lot of divorce counseling and has become extremely knowledgeable about the psychology of couples, isnt it?

I thought you had a lot of experience as a junior high schooler! So thats what happened

No wonder youve never had a boyfriend in your life!

So youre saying that youre a virgin, but youre also a naive earwig! (ED: An earwig is an older word used to describe someone who pesters people and gossips about them.)

You can use the advice in real life, so why not? Im sure youre a little relieved that your sister isnt a bitch!

Ugh

Kanako, who had unusually flinched, turned away and said back.

And that was a good point.

I dont care who Kanako is dating, but I find myself a little relieved that shes still my sister and not someones boyfriend.

In the end, I dont want my sister to be taken away from me because we finally became close in this life. TLN: Siscon smh

Come on, enough about me, lets talk about Shijouin-san! I was a little taken aback the other day when you were implying that you hadnt exchanged addresses yet. You did well after that, didnt you?

As she always does when she hears about my love life, Kanako leans forward with a twinkle in her eye. Based on what I just said this girl would be more excited about someone elses love life than his own.

Yeah, I got that part right. We exchanged addresses, and were already emailing each other frequently!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nice work, bro! If you say youre not ready for this, Ill say, You lousy virgin! I was going to cuss you out and kick your butt!

What a horrible thing to think about.

When his father, Tokimune-san, asked her if she was texting me, Shijouin smiled and said Yes!

Yeah, her father is that overprotective president, right? Is he going to be okay?

Oh, its not like theyre trying to interfere with our mail or anything. That said when Shijouin-san is texting in the living room, hes writhing in agony and moaning in weird voices like Urrrrgh and Guuuuuu. Hes probably thinking, I cant stand the thought of Haruka and that little boy texting each other. and hes cursing me like that

Bufu! Wait, what is that? His reaction is too easy to understand! Hahahahahahaha! My brothers love life is as interesting as ever!

Thinking it was someone elses problem, Kanako laughed really hard.

The next time I see Tokimune-san, Im going to be so scared.

I let out a sigh of disgust as I imagined the overprotective dads annoyance meter going up and up like a nighttime cab fare.

TL: Helena

ED: Tom

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