Chapter 74 - [Bonus ] An Accident
Joren was still wide awake with his nose wide open. He got to kiss a Goddess!
'Can I finally rest in peace?'
He dropped onto his bed, still full of energy.
"..."
Joren looked at the ceiling before his surroundings. His blood was splattered everywhere. It was a disgusting scene. But…
"Should I jack off now?"
A very important question came out of his mouth. Joren was always in constant danger. Being surrounded by beauties that are out of his previous world, any normal man wouldn't be able to take it.
No… actually, Joren is just a pervert. None of the girls have openly shown their skin but he's always ridden with weird thoughts.
Although he's confident that he will not resort to sexual harassment, 'accidents' might happen.
"My guy, our addiction came biting back." Joren looked down and said.
After what he did to Allecto earlier, his lust is surging and might become uncontrollable if left ignored. The scene in front of him is disturbing but remembering what happened earlier is heating him up.
'Damn it, I'm like a dog!'
However, the truth is actually different. Allecto's blood gave him too much energy. Some of it went to heal his injuries, others went to replace his lost vitality, and the rest were distributed throughout his body as pure energy.
And adding the spice earlier, something rose up and it's not the Shield Hero. All that energy has been placed into his dick like Goku's energy ball, but in this case, it's not for Freeza… that would be too weird if it is.
"I should just… just exercise it out…" Joren huffed with his face turning red. But before he stepped out of the room, he stopped and remembered Allecto's words; not in public. Joren wouldn't be so stupid to think that's only applied for his privileges which he will use to flirt with her, no!
Allecto doesn't want others to learn about her giving him special privileges. If Joren were to go out and show that he's healthy with a lot of energy to spare, what's the only scenario that comes into the mind of those who see him and know the story?
'Should I just jack it off? No! Surely, the maids will come here to clean this mess here.' Joren was starting to get dizzy. He would be eternally scarred if others were to catch him minding his business.
He couldn't trust the privacy in his room…
Yet, he entered the bathroom nonetheless. Joren finally gave in. The moment he closed the door of the bathroom, the door to his room opened.
Kidrith entered and saw the room.
"There's a lot to clean here… just what did Lady Allecto do to Joren?"
As an inferior Fury, Kidrith is no simple underworld being. The Furies were not actually direct daughters of Nyx. When Uranus' blood dropped onto Gaia and formed the Furies. They were closer to the Titans than to the Gods in terms of being. Nyx took care of them, feeling some affinity as they wore all blacks to represent their mother, the Goddess of the Night.
However, the three furies were not the only ones who sprang out of Uranos' blood but the remnants also created the inferior furies which became servants of Gods. Kidrith is the head of Hades' Palace. She was familiar with blood and slaughter. Seeing blood doesn't make her feel anything.
Strangely though, seeing the blood scattered across the room makes her stomach swirl. It was unfortunate that when her respect towards Joren grew, he died, possibly tortured to death by Allecto as suggested by the scattered blood.
"Good thing I was here by chance."
Kidrith said before entering the room and slipping onto the carpet soaked with recent blood.
"Kyahh—!"
She dropped onto her back. Kidrith's face immediately turned red as she looked around to see that no one was there to watch her clumsiness.
"Good thing the walls are soundproof in the guest room by chance."
Kidrith sighed out of relief, only to get bummed out by how dirty she got.
"Ugh… I guess I have to change in my room… Oh, wait! This is the guest room, it has an extra uniform by chance!" Kidrith then went to the wardrobe with a smile since she wouldn't have to go out and show to others how dirty she is.
When Kidrith was appointed as the head maid years ago due to her stronger bloodline, she had to put up the act of a serious head maid for years. But whenever there's privacy, she would go back to her old self.
Going to the bathroom, she noticed something on the door.
[Occupied]
"Who in the world… Joren is already, ugh…" remembering her new friend met his demise in this room, made Kidrith bitter for suddenly being joyful just because she found herself a new pair of uniform, "Did someone leave this locked from the inside…?" she sadly asked herself before remembering-
"Wait! Yeah, the lock on the bathroom door of the guest room is broken by chance. How could I forget that?"
Kidrith lightly hit herself before opening the door and saw something shot towards her face. Still a Fury, her reflexes were good. She immediately evaded the incoming white projectile and along with it a weird sound. It sounds like a person's groan.
However, to her surprise, there was a second incoming projectile. Kidrith frowned and dodged it again by a few millimeters before looking where it came from.
The scene that she saw was burnt into her mind. Kidrith froze in pure shock with her jaw dropped. But that was a mistake as there was still a third projectile that shot into her mouth.
"Gah-!"
Kidrith sounded as if she received a gunshot as she held her throat. Unfortunately, she reacted too late as she gulped it down.
Joren almost jumped out from the toilet seat when he heard someone choking. Realizing Kidrith was there, Joren's face went pale as beads of sweat covered his face.
"Kidrith…"
"Joren…?"
Joren deeply breathed before stating, "I once read online on what to do when somebody is caught masturbating." his face was like that of a philosopher, delving into profound topics like the existence of human life.
"..." Kidrith fell onto her knees after realising what she had just gulped down. Her eyes unblinkingly stared at Joren's unceasing movement.
"If I stop, that's it. I was caught masturbating. But if I continue, the one who caught me is just a peeper." Joren put his index finger up as he looked down on Kidrith.
"W-what kind of logic is that…!?"
"I shall continue."
"No–!"
…
Moments later, Joren was helping Kidrith clean up the blood scattered in his room.
"So, that's what happened… After you plead for your life from Lady Allecto, she gave you another chance and helped you recover with her mysterious power before leaving you here. However, the power of the pure-blooded Fury is too much for a lesser undead so you have to find a way to release all that energy." Kidrith said.
"... y-yeah. That's accurate." Joren nodded, 'How did she come up with the whole story, I just said that I plead for my life.'
To hide the truth, Joren has to sacrifice his dignity as a man.
"I see. I've never seen you as a pervert in the first place." Kidrith was speaking from inside the bathroom as she took a bath. The door was slightly open.
'I'm sorry, you're trusting me this much but I'm having the urge to peep.'
Joren distracted himself by furiously cleaning the whole place.
After she dressed up, Kidrith came out of the bathroom and stared at Joren in the eyes.
"This is an accident so I won't blame you for it. However, I will shut my mouth and will not tell anyone that I drank your semen-"
"... straightforwardly saying it like that…"
"-so, I will have to ask you to zip your lips as well and not tell anyone that I drank your cum."
"... changing the word doesn't make it less…-" Joren just nodded, "Yes, I will not tell anyone about it."
"Not tell anyone about what? You have to be specific here or you may go against your word saying that 'it' refers to something else." Kidrith sternly said, "Although we're not putting any name on the line, this is still considered an oath!"
'Is she actually having fun with this?'
Joren has no choice but to do what she demands. Like a soldier, he straightened up and said, "I will not tell anyone else that you just drank my cum."
"Good!"
"... what?"
Both Kidrith and Joren turned their heads at the same time as if they were mechanical robots. They then saw Megaera in the middle of opening the door with a shocked expression.
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"..."
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Bam*
The door closed and the two of them could hear fast footsteps. For them to hear it, it should be pretty loud and fast.
Joren and Kidrith looked at each other before realizing.
"Wait, Megaera is the most talkative of them all!" Joren said before trying to catch up with Megaera, however, he couldn't even spot a shadow of her.
"We… we're doomed…" Kidrith dropped on her knees again.
"It looks like we can't do anything about it? It's embarrassing but what's the worst thing that could happen?"
Joren asked.
"The Lord may kill us both." Kidrith said with a pale expression.
"Let's… just tell the truth."
"Okay…"