I, the Weakest Traveler, Start by Taming the gods of the Old World.

[Opening Playground]

The blue light glowed, and Ha Joon found himself inside his infinite worlds.

Dressed in a black royal attire, with a cape over his shoulder, Ha Joon stood at the center, his eyes fixed in front of him.

"We meet again, how have you been? Surely you didn't miss me too much." He spoke with a smile.

Seated not so far from him was Ishtar, her cold gaze fixed on him.

"How generous of you to check up on me, you want the honor of killing me so badly you made it impossible for me to kill myself." she spoke with a detached tone.

Unlike the form she was known for, Ishtar looked completely different. Her long white hair danced behind her, leaving small strands of red hair to cover her forehead.

She was also dressed in a white dress, one that brought out the shapes of her plump boobs, exposing her beautiful thighs.

"Yeah, so you tired to kill yourself, realized you can't die, and then you decide it was better to bully the poor guy?" Ha Joon looked to the side, seeing the false demigods keeping a far distance away from Ishtar.

"They annoy me, false gods are nothing but spoiled fruits infesting the rest of the garden." Ishtar retorted.

"Ahh, I see. Anyway, you must be bored being in here by yourself all alone right? I'll set you free, but only if you promise me things."

Ishtar stared at him for a while, "You know, you look a lot like the idiotic human I fell in love with a long time ago."

"Oh?"

"He too was fond of women, anything that wears a skirt, he was already there ready to flip it."

"Some men are assholes, my condolences."

"Must be why I found you amusing at first glance, tsk! And as much as I hate to admit it, you were able to beat me in a battle, if I could even call it that. You're a very interesting human, it would be a shame if I didn't get more time to study you."

'Holy yapping… where is she going with this?'.

"How you were so easily able to take my authority, how you tamed me, and how you were able to predict what I had planned and what I've done. I want to know everything." Ishtar proposed.

Ha Joon sighed, "Is that all?"

"That's surprising, I thought you'd at least ask me why? You realize for some reason I can't refuse anything you ask of me, and yet you're still giving me options to pick from." Ishter narrowed her eyes, "Are you mocking me?".

"I wouldn't dare mock the Goddess of Discord." Ha Joon smiled, "That said, knowing you can be so submissive is a huge turn on".

Ishtar sighed aggressively, "You two really are the same".

She stood up from where she was seated, and moved closer to Ha Joon, standing in front of him as she looked him in the eye.

"So? What are these promises you need me to make in exchange for my freedom from this place?".

Ha Joon looked down at her.

"Simple really, firstly, I should always be your top priority before you do anything. Secondly, As long as the person isn't a danger to me or my close ones, you are not allowed to kill them, and thirdly, use your authority to make Unakel under my rule once I become king".

Ishtar chuckled slightly, "Quite the list you have there, so you can tell I harbor deep hatred for the people of Camelot."

"Well, it's only natural, as a god, your pride is hurt, you lost to a bunch of humans. That said, hating on them means you're also hating on your master…" Ha Joon tipped her chin closer, "And you don't want that, do you?".

"Honestly, a Goddess such as myself playing into your hands is embarrassing enough…now I have to fight falling even more for you." Ishtar looked to the side, her cheeks flushed, "Fine, I accept".

"Good!" Ha Joon smiled, "I have a ceremony to attend, so I'll send a special guard to escort you to Unakel, along with 900 of your Red Wings."

"And you want me to immediately let the people of Unakel know, you have taken over?" She asked.

"Yep, should be easy for a Goddess no?" Ha Joon grinned.

"Of course, I'm one of the best things to ever grace the world, no one can oppose me… other than your abnormal existence of course".

Ishtar stepped back a bit, her head low as she spoke, "Do you know what they call someone who has tamed a god?"

"A God Tamer?"Ha Joon replied.

"So that's what it's called, ahh, it has never happened before, so I was curious. In any case, it's only right to treat those under you with care…"

Ishtar lowered her head even more before she moved it closer.

Ha Joon understood what she wanted.

"Hai Hai, I honestly hope the other gods find one of their own acting like a teenage girl."

Ha Joon uttered as he patted her head, Ishtar's face turned red, her breath getting headed with every passing second.

"It's… a good thing, we are in private."

'Is she getting turned on from headpats? Meh, she's pretty so it doesn't matter.' Ha Joon smiled as he continued.

…

Once he was done, she exited the playground, and arrived somewhere in the mansion's garden.

The sound of music being played from a distance echoed, small decorations at every angle he looked.

Waiting for him was Tristan and Persephone, their heads bowed immediately they saw him.

"Welcome back, Lord Ha Joon." They both said at the same time.

Ha Joon smiled, Ishtar hovering behind him.

Ever since the battle, almost every knight in Camelot had grown fond of Ha Joon, most even thinking of battling Mordred for a spot to be his personal bodyguard.

"Glad you waited, anyway, you'll be escorting her Goddess to Unakel."

Silence took over, both Tristan and Persephone looking up to see the all powerful Goddess looking down at them.

"Pardon?" They blurted out in unison.

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A/N

Ishtar's character profile...is out.