I will be The Monkey God!

Chapter 74: What does a dog say?

"You sure you want to just watch?" KongFu asked from the side.

He already passed valuable advice to Michu and how he should proceed forward with staff against battle-ax. The monkey god stood on Venomous' shoulder as she eyed the battle between her boyfriend and the scum.

The more Big K spoke, the more she was satisfied with her research.

"I want to laze around after all this research," Venomous stretched out her arms, throwing the baby monkey from her shoulder.

KongFu hit the ground, then her voice pushed his head back to the ground, "The one who did the least work is you. If your golden banana disappoints me, I will personally deal with you later."

"Hah, snake! Dream on! This old god will see the ascension of the new Monkey God! Haha!" KongFu roared happily.

Yumi threw an odd glance, "You have to stay with Michu. Aren't you valuable with your experience in Monkey God's abilities?"

"Uh... Yeah, I am," KongFu realized his mistake, but too late, unfortunately.

The Snake from above laughed at him, her eyes looking down as if he was an inferior breed! The god veins pumped on his baby head, but nothing came out from his mouth as this woman just meant some bullying, not complete disappearance!

He should be the one to bully the snake and make her disappear. Alas, it was impossible after Michu became her boyfriend. Thus, Monkey God took a different stance. He would become closer with the snake as a friend!

She should open her heart and reveal her true self!

But Yumi wouldn't forgive easily and revealed her fangs in an unexpected moment when both of them were working together against Big K!

"Damn snake... I hate snakes," KongFu complained like a brat, then shifted his eyes to Michu!

-

There was a twenty-level gap between them.

Michu's level had risen to level 40 already. It was because he had spent a lot of time in the Impossible Quest. He fought against players and yetis for some time! All of them gave him experience, both sensual and black magic-like.

However, Michu's class allowed him to fight against stronger opponents naturally. Adding the experience and KongFu's tips, he found his flow against a battle ax that was desperately swung by Big K.

"You are too conceited and heartless for such skills!" Michu narrowed his eyes and reflected the battle ax's impending slash by the middle of his staff.

One of his staff's tips slammed itself against Big K's temple, sending him flying to the side! His flight stopped after Big K's body bashed against the tree. He slid down and looked at Michu with incredulous eyes.

The gap was that of twenty levels.

But his ax coated in skill left just scratches on Michu's staff.

It wasn't because Michu's staff was made out of special wood. His Monkey God's bonk skill protected his staff too! It coated the weapon with offensive power, but just before it got unleashed, the energy out of it would protect the weapon from harm.

Michu could keep it up just for a little, otherwise, the skill would disperse by itself. But by using it briefly before the attack, Michu formed a highly effective pattern! He smiled and said, "Your charge skill... is just charge! I can see through it!"

He added, "You can be faster, but you can't outrun my rage!"

"Ah! Michu is so cool! My prince!" Venomous exclaimed from afar, making KongFu think whether he should worry about this snake or not.

Big K's face distorted in indignation, "Unique power you got there! I wonder what others would think about it!" He threatened with the knowledge about Michu and Venomous, but it was not the first time.

Michu just ignored that and raised his staff! His Bonk skill could be used through various moves, but bonking from the top was always the best and the strongest.

He slammed his staff against Big K so strongly that the man gave up on his weapon! Once the weapon left Big K's hands, Michu kicked it away and pummeled down his opponents with raw fists.

"You gangsters only know how to threaten!" Michu smashed his fist against Big K's nose. His face sank and blood spurted out through gaps! "But what do you know about me?! Nothing! And you also know nothing about my girlfriend! You know nothing and continue to spread lies about us! All while you are the real demon!"

"Yeah... You are such a fucked up man... She literally killed her sister-" Big K vomited blood as Michu punched his face again.

It was a lie, but Yumi personally told him to not clarify it. Why would she even clarify it with Big K? He was a loser, a man who hadn't matured at all.

He even pointed at Venomous whose boots were trampling down all other friends! Seized by soldiers, they were lying on the ground! Two of them had already logged out, but their bodies stood still.

Thus, Venomous recorded her deed and she would send it to them later on. Maybe their friends on social media would see it too...

The other two heard her words, so they didn't dare to log out and just waited for her to trample them. "Good losers."

Big K spurted out blood and said, "See! This is killer!"

"And what did you do to my friends?! You just made them kill themselves?!" Michu howled at such hypocritical words!

"They were just fucking NPCs! All of them! The ones she tramples are the real humans and their feelings are real!" Big K sneered, but this sneer got punched by Michu instantly.

He whispered, "They were my friends... Real friends..." Michu looked down sadly, then his eyes took a 180-degree turn, "KongFu!"

Baby monkey strutted his way closer to them, then whispered, "The time has come." He took out a golden banana, peeled it off, then shouted, "Snake!"

Venomous grouped up with two monkeys, then three pairs of eyes landed on Big K. He trembled out of fear, imagining the worst. His friends were also forced to look at him, so he was sure that these three were about to bully the hell out of him.

Of course, Venomous had her thoughts about it, "I could've called out the former bullies and ask for all the details, but that's too much hassle. We have something better."

Michu nodded, took the golden banana, then pointed it at Big K, "Eat it."

Naturally, Big K refused to eat this banana. He shook his head and bit his lips, looking wronged.

His miserable face with blood and bruises was a sight Yumi enjoyed, "He said eat, so eat," She squatted, put her hand on Michu's wrist, then pushed the banana straight into Big K's mouth!

His closed lips gave up and a golden banana invaded his mouth! He soon felt the tasty flavor filling him up!

"So? What is the effect?" Venomous turned her eyes to KongFu.

Baby monkey sneered, "We are heavily limited by level, but this guy... will never close his mouth."

Both Yumi and Michu narrowed their eyes, then turned those at Big K. He had his lips closed, wondering what he was fed by these two. Soon, however, a system message flashed and exposed the golden banana's unique stat.

"WOOF!" He barked like a dog! "WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!"

[You have eaten a golden banana!]

[You have got a unique stat, "Dog Thinking".]

[Dog Thinking - You will bark out your thoughts. The more you think, the more you bark. At the end of your words, you will also leave a bark.]

"What kind of magic is it? Woof! You fucking degenerate! Woof! Get rid of it! Woof! Now! Woof!" Big K howled, barking at each sentence! His eyes stretched out as he read the system message, "It's permanent? Woof?"

"It is, you dog." Yumi smiled, "I want to see you forming a party with someone now. I think only your girlfriend would be able to withstand your barking... Isn't that what love does? In love, you naturally ignore your other half's flaws."

"If it's true love," KongFu sneered, "Hey, what does a dog say?"

"WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!" Lost in thoughts, Big K naturally answered KongFu who burst out laughing upon hearing that succession of barks!

Even Michu's lips curled up, he stood up and turned his eyes to Big K's friends, "You will be the same if you dare to come here again!" He threatened, then returned to his house!

Yumi just glanced at everyone, "Exactly. If someone else comes here with ill intent, we will associate them with you. I will pass the message to your friends on their social media. Now, get lost." A princess followed her prince, disappearing into the wooden house.

[You have been killed.]

[You have been killed.]

[You have been killed.]

-

Big K's next days were disastrous.

His friends blamed him for what happened and left him alone. Two of them had a video about their bodies getting trampled by Venomous just before they disappeared! She wouldn't share it with anyone unless these two broke the 'promise'.

They naturally didn't dare to and separated themselves from Big K.

Other friends thought that these two were exaggerating, but the remaining two friends verified what happened and the banana farm far away became something they wouldn't dare step into and talk about it.

This land was owned by someone one shouldn't bicker with.

"You are... too annoying! This is annoying!" Big K's girlfriend couldn't play the game with her boyfriend. In less than a week, she broke off her relationship with him and even switched jobs.

Big K absentmindedly looked at her disappearing back. His eyes then looked over her disappearing nickname and all those girlfriend statuses breaking off on social media... A few days later, he would see her with another boyfriend here too.

"Woof! Woof! Woof!" Even as he cried, his barking carried on.

Big K erased his account and created a new character.

He then got a call from his boss, "You are fired." His boss got a video of all his workers complaining about Big K. They all explained what he did and what kind of oppressive means he used as manager.

If his girlfriend didn't fall vacant, he also would've shouted at her, "What kind of attitude was it? You thought you were some overlord? Do you even value life?" And so on, the boss shouted everything through the phone, then threatened, "Don't ever dream of having the same position in another company. You can't manage people."

As if those words were the sentence, Big K quickly got fired for the second time.

On his way back home, he passed by a woman with green eyes, "Ahhhh!" He screamed, but this unfamiliar woman just glanced at him and shrugged.

"Weirdo... Don't scare me like that." She threw a middle finger at him then disappeared within the crowd.

Big K slid down on the wall, then grasped his head, "I am haunted... I am haunted..." Lost in thoughts, he even barked, "Woof... Ah... No... Stop... Stop it!"

The man's life became ruined, trampled by the snake who didn't feel anything even once.

In a few months, Big K wound up finding a lost puppy.

He would take care of it and find the meaning in Michu's words.

Such an event would happen far in the future, however.