Chapter 307: Fucking Amazing [2/2]
It was unfortunate that the boss killer, our resident sniper had no rank E's in her zone. However as if to say she wasn't a forgotten. Bella to request Jas to terminate the rank E's in Lilly's zone instead.
[Wifey, can you really do it?]
[I don't see why not. I just need to syncs my sight to Bella, and the Drone at once.]
[I see, do take care Wifey.]
[Husband, do you believe I can do it?]
[Of course I do. My Wifey is the best sniper in the universe.]
[Mhm. Give me a reward later.]
Against all reason Jas then sent a pair of zone hopping 7.62s right into the brains of the undertakers. I kept shouting like an idiot over Jas's amazing achievement, my girl loved how I lavished her with praise.
On a separate Zone, Aki and I were flirting as she tried to map my fetishes. Perhaps the biggest letdown of all, Aki's zone only had fifty zombies. And as if bored, my Japanese landlady murdered them languidly.
When Alfonso's Micro tank started revving its engines, Aki just dispatched all the Normies that charged for the Ripsaw MS2. Invasive like a surgeon Aki sent a single bullet into their head with both her guns. All while she was barely visible.
[Kamisan, what is that soulgear called? Is that the one you got as a reward during the enlistment?]
[It is. Its called {Umbra}. It makes my figure absorb light thus aside from a soft shadow, I turn invisible.]
[Wow, thats amazing…uhm Kamisan, could you check to see what the reapers name was?]
[Anata, you mean the one who this soulgear is made from?]
[Yes. Only if you don't mind.]
[Give me a moment… [Weak Point Targeting] says its Janice Brown.]
[…]
Janice Brown. The minor I murdered during the enlistment. How cruel a fate it was that her corpse keeps one of my lovers safe. This bastardized the meaning of looting to a new low.
[Anata, are you okay? Should I throw it away?]
[No, thank you for saying so Aki, but you holding her soulgear is a consequence of my actions. If {Umbra} protects you, that is more than enough for me.]
[Thank you, Anata.]
We then spent the time chatting about simpler topics to lift the heavy mood.
On the other zone, Liv finally found her stride as the Skydio kited the zombies in her zone. Together with two assault dishwashers Liv shot the zombies. However similar to me, Liv found the 1887's rate of fire too limiting.
When Henry's MAARS protected her flanks Liv grew even more frustrated. But everything changed when one of the MAARS fired a 40mm grenade. The following explosion took over twenty zombies in one swoop.
With dazzled eyes Liv ordered in a frantic voice.
"Henry, shoot that weapon again, this time while I am together with the zombies! Sabel come here!"
[Love? What are you doing?]
[Henry |Sabel: Father how should we proceed?]
[Beloved, I can do it. Believe me.]
[Henry |Sabel: Father?]
[Sigh. Fine, Both you follow Liv's words to the letter.]
[Henry |Sabel: Acknowledged.]
[My love, thank you for trusting me. Now let me prove it to you!]
Liv then ran towards Sabel and met the large group of undead. One of the MAARS then fired a 40mm low velocity grenade at Liv. A devastating explosion erupted shrouding the area in smoke.
When the smoke cleared at the center of course was my Northerner and a glowing 1887. Naturally she had not a single wound and her clothes didn't even smell of smoke. With a large smile Liv aimed her shotgun and pulled the trigger.
"[Double Damage]!"
A 10 gauge Sacred flew out of the lever action smooth bore like a shooting star. Similar to my first experience with blessed rounds, the radiance from the Sacred purified everything along its path.
"Henry again!" Liv roared cheerfully.
'Well fuck.'
Even in most games tanks had the worst damage output second only to healers. Ignoring the spartan way to increase Liv's fire power, I allowed her to have fun as she trampled on the undead.
Lilly and Bella were in the same zone, but as Lilly mowed down anything that still moved, they were now talking. The Hornets with Bella allowed me to listen in.
"Your toys aside, are you saying I am inferior to you?" Lilly challenged.
"Stop being a fool and swallow frogs Lilly. I know you are beyond powerful and even outrank us all by one level. But your thinking is too rigid. Morals mean little in the face of fire and steel. While you use {Store} in ingenious ways, you value system is shit."
"Why in the world would I swallow frogs? Is this a Brazilian Idiom of some sort? What separates man from beast is order and rule! If this does not apply to how one should think then how would we even function!"
'Ho? So the two were conflicting in principle. I have little to work with so I had no idea what they were arguing about,' I inwardly mused.
"Wake up princess. In order to support Honey, we need to use whatever we can get our hands on. Even things that belongs to someone else," Bella reasoned.
"Then do you wish lead a life of theft, piracy and crime on top of fighting the undead? You bespectacled twit, have you really not learned anything from your death as a human?"
"Princess, the only reason you didn't turn out like me was that someone picked you up. When you're hungry enough to eat left over scraps from trash bins come talk to me again."
Lilly exhaled deeply and responded. "While I cannot argue against that, I disagree with what you are suggesting."
"What? Why? Didn't you see how powerful my children are? If Honey has hundreds of them think of what he could do!"
"And what of the people you steal from? These are people who worked hard to create such weapons. If you really wish to arm dearest with such, buy them like a capitalist!"
"And where would I even get the money for that bitch? Not everyone has millions to their name."
"Oh my, for such a competent hacker, I figured you would be earning billions of the stock market could it be you have yet to try?"
"…"
"This is the problem with the thinking of those in poverty. Money is not your master sweetheart. It is your servant. A person's mentality is why a person is rich or poor. Let me show you how to amass capital without stealing from good people."
I couldn't help but gulp in worry of what they were trying to do. 'What the fuck am I hearing? It felt like the beginnings of something illegal.'
"Fine! If you sell me useless shit, I will ship a thousand 9-inch dildos to your office."
"Fufu. And you would incur a debt while I could sell those to all the lonely women in the country. How kind."
Bella then drew her 629 and pointed towards Lilly. The former princess similarly drew her P30L towards the Brazilian with a smile.
"{Perspective} - Ishtar. " "{Accept}."
"{Portal}." x2
Overlapping voices invoked {Fates} as they both fired their weapons. The bullets from their guns passed by the small sub space cracks on their heart. A moment later the zombies sprinting behind my girls got their heads destroyed.
Then both looked towards me.
"Dear." "Honey."
"All seven zones have been completed." x2