Loser System and Berserker Me

Chapter 211: What Are You Doing?

Why is he barking so much?

Shu Yichao stared at Miazova in confusion.

Cutting to the chase, Miazova quickly flitted over to Shu Yichao’s side with the intention of slapping a Mental Defense spell on the latter.

The Tibetan garrison troops were already falling into a trance. They had forgotten that there were snickering specters, savage terracotta soldiers, and towering terracotta warriors wreaking havoc around them.

All of them stared intently at the dancing figure, their heads swaying in a daze.

It only took moments for the defenseless Tibetan garrison troops to be cleanly massacred.

Something is off! There’s a huge problem with that fellow!

There was an upper limit to this world’s spells, and the dancing figure had surpassed the limit. Yet, she didn’t seem to be an invited guest from another world. Rather, it felt more like…

Shit, did I meet a Chosen One?

This would mean that the consciousness of the world had become aware of Shu Yichao’s anomalous actions and was reacting accordingly. It was similar to how someone sleeping, upon hearing a mosquito’s buzz, might abruptly retaliate with a lightning-fast slap.

Before Miazova’s Mental Defense could land on Shu Yichao, the latter’s gaze had already drifted over to the dancing silhouette.

Seconds later, Shu Yichao laughed.

“What is that person doing? Radio calisthenics?”

Most people would have found the Deer Girl’s dance to be enchanting, her every move tugging at their heartstrings, but to Shu Yichao…

Holy shit, that looks like an ugly duck waddling around. Even distracted primary schoolers doing radio calisthenics would have been better than that!

“HAHAHAHA!” Shu Yichao laughed his head out. “Can’t the developers hire someone to choreograph a decent dance for them? This is so low effort!”

The Deer Girl had sharp ears.

She had been immersed in her dance. Her footsteps tread gracefully on the yellow sand, her silhouette basked under the halo of the radiant sun, accompanied by the light humming or her white deer. It should have been a beautiful spectacle that would move anyone.

Yet, someone mocked her.

To this day, no one has ever mocked her dance. Even those jealous of her had to concede that she was the Desert Fairy.

So, she halted her dance and looked up, only to be immediately wonderstruck.

What a dashing youth!

He was gasping for air from laughing too hard, but even that failed to conceal his suave countenance. The Deer Girl’s eyes gleamed.

“Anxi Protectorate-General…” she spoke up. “I came here for the countless lives residing in the Western Regions.”

It’s more than just her dance; there’s something wrong with her voice too!

Miazova quickly cast a spell on both him and Shu Yichao, basking the two of them in a dim light.

“When weapons clash, people die. Countless people live in this desert city with their parents, husbands, wives, and children. They are kind and innocent, and they only want to live in peace with their family members.

“The fathers heading out on horseback to rear their livestock; the mothers diligently managing the house; the children having fun on the grasslands…”

What utter nonsense is that fellow saying?

Despite being a far distance away, Miazova could clearly hear the other party’s words as if someone had stuffed a speaker in its head. Her means were formidable, but her words were total rubbish.

Are you serious about that?

Maybe you should rub your booger-filled eyes and take a better look.

Those parents are forced to slave off under their chieftain’s whips, living a life worse than pigs. Good-looking children are grabbed and sacrificed to the gods. Whenever there’s a plague going around, those who show any symptoms are immediately killed without any questions asked.

Oh wait. You are talking about the Tibetan slave owners here?

Okay, it makes total sense now.

Despite the nonsense uttered, something was eroding its will, compelling it to believe that the Deer Girl’s words were the law. It should bow down and admire her beauty and kindness…

“SCRAM!” The composite eyes hidden under Miazova’s gas mask lit up once more as it roared, “My soul belongs to me and me alone! No one can distort my will!”

The grogginess in its mind suddenly cleared as if it had shattered a spell.

It turned to Shu Yichao, only to see the latter staring at it as if it was a fool.

“Bro, what were you thinking earlier, suddenly howling out like that?” Shu Yichao asked with an incredulous voice.

Did he imagine a hot-blooded plotline and decide to act it out? I guess it’s similar to how people get into a three-pointer throwing pose when tossing a crumpled paper ball into the bin.

“…What are you doing?” Miazova rolled his eyes.

Shu Yichao had just leaped up and dunked the white lion’s head. The white lion was taken aback.

“Was my dunk suave?”

“Huh?”

The Deer Girl was finally about to finish her monologue.

“Let bygones be bygones. An eye for an eye makes everyone blind. What do you think?”

Silence reigned.

“…” The Deer Girl blinked.

Where are the cheers? Where are the compliments?

From past experience, she should have received a resounding applause by now. Everyone would have tears in their eyes as they embraced one another while praising her beauty and kindness.

The dashing youth would have secretly remembered her visage, and from time to time, he would appear and compete with others over her fancy.

But why is there nothing other than the rustling of the sand?

She took a closer look. The reason was immediately apparent.

Everyone had gone silent in the past because they were convinced by her.

There was no sound now because those who could breathe had been massacred in cold blood.

The heavy blood stench drew in countless vultures and crows. Terracotta soldiers and specters emerged from the corpses.

The vibrant city she had just seen had been reduced to a hellscape!

“YOU!!!” The Deer Girl widened her eyes in disbelief as she cried in sorrow, sounding as if she would soon burst into tears. “How could you do that?! Such cruelty! Such savagery! You aren’t worthy of being a human!”

I thought that his heart would have been as beautiful as his appearance, but it turns out that he’s a madman!

“I’ll never forgive you!”

“This cutscene is dragging on. Skip, skip!”

Shu Yichao tapped a few buttons, and finally, the Deer Girl’s icon on the minimap turned from white to red.

“Such a long buildup. Is she a boss?”