Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 492: No Regrets Is the Real Regret!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 492 No Regrets Is the Real Regret!

In an instant, the faint tears at the corner of the woman's eyes disappeared, and the veins on her forehead throbbed.

"Didn't you already remember? You even said Kyu..." The woman seemed to be unwilling to give up, "I... just want to know your evaluation. How does the wine I poured for you taste..."

"I just remembered that I have to get to Akihabara before nine o'clock because, at nine o'clock, there is a game that I have been paying attention to for a long time." Kawaki narrowed his eyes and explained. Then he waved his hand and said with disdain, "Who are you? How come you can talk to people you don't know so well?" (Note: Kyū means Nine.)

"Now, I know for sure that I am a fool for having expectations for a man like you..."

The woman said with a fake smile. Then, she gently raised her hand toward Kawaki. Although her hand did not touch Kawaki, it was only momentarily. Kawaki was directly sent flying dozens of meters away.

Then, there was a loud boom mixed with Kawaki's scream.

The entire wall of the hall was smashed into pieces by the impact.

"Little uncle!" Kagura shouted and rushed in the direction where Kawaki flew.

"Really. I'm really an idiot. I actually have a crush on this kind of man." The woman let out a self-deprecating sigh. Then, she raised her head and slowly flew. She then slowly disappeared in the golden light.

However, just as the golden light was about to disappear, the woman's last voice came out.

"Doing soft things with that man can allow you to ascend to Takamagahara!"

"Seimei... that is... Could that be...!!" Douman looked at Seimei in disbelief.

"Ah, that's right." Seimei looked at the spot where the woman had just disappeared and said softly, "That is... a god that only exists in illusory legends. Douman, after this, we can prepare a new shrine at home."

'Finally... You can finally go to Takamagahara without any burden. Kyu-sama...' Seimei thought in his mind. Then, he glanced at Kawaki, whose chest was being pressed by Kagura to revive his heart. He shook his head and smiled helplessly.

"That Shikigami... actually became a god!" There seemed to be only shock left on Douman's face, "She really ascended to Takamagahara. Oh my God, this kind of thing actually happened in front of me!"

"She... is not a Shikigami," Seimei shook his head, "If you insist, she should be a spirit. A spirit born from heaven and earth with nine tails and a pair of fox ears. No one knows how long she has lived. She is destined to become a god..."

"Seimei-sama, is what Kyu-sama just said true?" Gedoumaru hugged a quilt and looked at Kawaki, who was still in a coma in the distance with saliva dripping from her mouth, "Can that method really allow a Shikigami to ascend to Takamagahara and become the kind of god who has a shrine and can be respected and worshiped by others?"

"Seimei-sama, did Kyu-sama ascend to Takamagahara because she did that kind of thing with that man?" Kuzunoha, who was also holding a quilt and drooling as she looked at Kawaki, murmured.

Thinking of something, Seimei gently raised the corner of his mouth. Then he cleared his throat, turned his back, and said, "Maybe it is really possible. It was said by Kyu-sama, who ascended to Takamagahara."

Hearing this, Gedoumaru and Kuzunoha did not hesitate to hold the bedding in their hands and rush to Kawaki.

Seimei raised his head and looked into the air, then turned his head to look at Antenmaru, who had just stopped crying and no longer seemed to have any resentment on his face.

"Douman." Seimei shouted at Douman, "Our mission is not over yet."

"I understand, Seimei."

After responding, Douman led the group of Shirino Onmyoji to Antenmaru. At the same time, Seimei also came to Antenmaru.

Seimei and Douman lowered their heads at the same time, and the group of Shirino Onmyoji knelt on one knee at the same time lowering their heads to Antenmaru.

"It has nothing to do with you." Antenmaru shook his head lightly, and his honest voice sounded, "Moreover when it comes to apologizing, I was also wrong. I was actually blinded by hatred and even forgot who I was."

"Alright, it's time for me to leave. My birth was to bring rain to the dry soil. However, a thousand years have passed, and I have forgotten all about my mission." With that said, Antenmaru smiled at Seimei and Douman, "Finally, my name is Susanoo. Goodbye."

With that, Antenmaru disappeared in front of everyone, and the dark clouds in the sky also disappeared...

"Douman, it seems that there are two shrines that need to be prepared," Seimei murmured.

"Yes..."

On the other side, Kawaki, who had just woken up from his coma, opened his eyes and saw Gedoumaru and Kuzunoha looking at him excitedly while panting.

"Hey, your face is too close. It's too disgusting, so get out of my way." Kawaki said with a look of disdain.

"Kawaki-sama, I'm ready." Gedoumaru said as she instantly spread the quilt and lay down.

"I'm also ready!" Kuzunoha, who was also lying on another quilt, shouted.

"What's going on?" Kawaki asked Kagura.

"I don't know-aru." Kagura dug her nose with her little finger, narrowed her eyes, and said casually, "The woman just now seems to have said that if you did soft things with you, you can go to Kuroshiro's shop and eat and drink for free."

"Huh?" Kawaki narrowed his eyes with a confused expression.

"Hurry up! Kawaki-sama! I can't wait any longer!" Gedoumaru stared with bloodshot eyes and shouted.

"Me too!" Kuzunoha also stared with her bloodshot eyes and shouted excitedly.

"Here, Takamagahara's coupon." As he spoke, Kawaki took out a few Takamagahara coupons from his bosom and threw them at the two of them. Then, he turned around and left without looking back, "If you say you are my friend, you can get a discount. Goodbye~"

"Kawaki-sama! Actually, although it sounds like I'm a thousand years old, I'm still very young compared to Kyu-sama! I'm even more graceful than Kyu-sama!" In an instant, Gedoumaru rolled up the quilt and rushed toward Kawaki.

"Me too!" Kuzunoha followed Kawaki at the same time, "We are both foxes. I am no worse than Kyu-sama!"

"Hey, if you follow me again, I will really let you go to heaven." Kawaki stopped and pointed his umbrella at the two people without turning back.

"Please do that!" Gedoumaru and Kuzunoha shouted excitedly at the same time.

"Die..." Without any hesitation, Kawaki fired at the two of them.

Boom!!

After a loud noise, Gedoumaru and Kuzunoha turned into afros. At the same time, the two of them found that Kawaki, who was in front of the two of them... had disappeared.

At this time, Gintoki woke up. After feeling the two familiar and somewhat unfamiliar golden balls in his body, Gintoki patted his chest and said with some joy, "Great, great, It's back. My balls... ah? Wait, what?"

Before he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly realized something. He stood up and hugged his head. He shouted with a collapsed voice, "What are these two basketballs?"

"What balls?" Kagura replied expressionlessly while digging his nose.

"That's right. What balls?" Shinpachi squinted his eyes and echoed.

"I don't remember having a basketball! It should be the size of a ping-pong ball!" Gintoki shouted with spittle flying, "Is my tama okay?! It feels like it's going to burst!"

"Isn't it pretty good-aru? There's no difference between table tennis and basketball," Kagura said casually.

"How is that possible!!!"

...

The next day at noon, at Ketsuno's house.

Shinpachi looked at the Shikigami and Onmyoji from the two families who were repairing the damaged house and couldn't help but sigh.

"So powerful. They actually managed to repair the house to such a degree unknowingly."

"This is a big project for both the practitioners and the Shikigami." Seimei, who was sitting cross-legged at the door with a bandage on his head, looked at the "tragic scene" in front of him and said, "Kyu-sama actually used so much force. It is already a miracle that the two family residences were not razed to the ground."

"Speaking of which... who is this Kyu-sama? It seems that she has a relationship with Kawaki-san." Shinpachi asked doubtfully, "And I heard you talking about God and Takamagahara yesterday."

"Indeed, since yesterday, we should have called her God." Seimei nodded and then looked up at the clear sky in the distance, "The new shrine is also ready."

"You haven't told the story between her and Kawaki-san, Seimei-san."

"How could I know that?" Seimei shook his head lightly, "However, the only thing I know is that because of Kyu-sama's reluctance to leave that man, it took so many years for him to ascend to Takamagahara. No one knows whether it is because of regret or not. All they knew was that even at the last moment, Kyu-sama still did not hear what she wanted to hear from that man. It was just a simple evaluation. However, it was also thanks to this that Kyu-sama was able to ascend to Takamagahara and become one of the gods without any nostalgia. That's it. All in all, the results are pretty good."

"Hey, let's go. You two." Gintoki's voice came from the side.

"Gin-san's balls have already recovered." Shinpachi glanced at Gintoki's lower part.

"Really, you just install that kind of thing for others." Speaking of that matter, Gintoki gritted his teeth with hatred, "Not only did it have to be removed, but it also had to be restored. It has tormented me for a whole night. That bastard!"

"We're going, siscon." With that, Kagura stood up and walked toward Gintoki.

"Seimei-san, goodbye." Shinpachi followed her and at the same time said his goodbye.