Phantasia: The Princess Knight

Chapter 151: Interlude: The Lazy Dragon

As always I am spending my days lazing about while Alicia goes off to take her test to become a squire. To be honest this is really the life. Claire, one of Alicia's bodyguards is now basically my personal maid. Though she is supposedly here for Frey. But Bahahahaha! I am Loeri the great! So how can she ignore me!  She does a wonderful job bringing me snacks and tea while I lay here on this nice comfortable bed reading books and napping my days away. 

Before all of this, I was stuck within that barrier doing nothing but eating raw animals and insects that had wandered in. Frankly speaking, if the barrier blocked such creatures from entering I would have died a long time ago. Luckily it only blocked creatures larger than myself. These creatures could enter no problem but were not able to get out. Which allowed me to survive until Alicia showed up. 

When I first saw Alicia I was surprised to see that a human had made their way into my barrier. But when I actually got a good scent from her I realized she was no mere human. She was something greater than that. I knew this because not even the Gods race could have gotten past the barrier. Dragons have their own god and are just as powerful as those stupid Gods race flunkeys.

Speaking of Gods race, flunkeys. That Blake kid, seems to be on cloud nine since he and Alicia promised to marry each other. Actually it would be funny if when the time comes, Alicia is all like "I am sorry Blake, but I have found my true love. His name is Harry Toe's and you will never outmatch him in my heart!" Bahahahaha! Just thinking about it makes me laugh. Seeing a sullen face on that brat would be quite wonderful. 

Lately, he has been getting full of himself as well. I see him everyone once and a while hugging Alicia. It's starting to irk me. But I can't say anything because Alicia does not seem to mind! Sigh What can I do? Alicia is happy so it's not like I can butt in. I do find it cute how she blushes and runs away at times though. I mean who wouldn't. 

Well, time to eat more snacks or so I thought"Aunty Loeri, whatcha doing?"

"Writing about how your father is a flunkey." Hehe, just in time to relieve a bit of my boredom. Time to pick on Frey a bit.

"Father is not a flunkey!" Ahh yes, this is it. I love how she puffs her cheeks out. It is rather cute. Oh, she's balling up her fists! Ohoho! She's bringing her hand back! Is she going to hit me!? 

"Ouch! Dammit! What the hell Frey! That hurt like hell!" The little fairy just punched me square in the eye!  I never thought she would do such a thing. Her fist is little and would not hurt if she punched me elsewhere. But she got me right in the eye! It's like I was poked in the eye with a stick! Oh damn, this hurts!

"Don't make fun of my Father!" Oi! Oi! Why is she coming at me again!? Damnit does she want to beat me up! 

"Ouch! Damn! Frey, stop! I am your elder, your aunt, you know! Wait, ouch! Leave my eyes alone!" She is relentless and quick! Each punch in the eye hurts and she only attacks when I go to peek to see if she is still there! It's not like I can attack back or she will end up getting hurt! There is only one thing I can do in this situation! I will just take a deep breath and"Claire! Frey is picking on me!"

I had no choice okay!? This damn little fairy hurts! She is like a veteran fighter whizzing around like that waiting for the right moment to sock me in the eye again! I think my eyes are puffy now. Yeah, They are This sucks, luckily it's only Claire here. If Alicia saw this she would laugh at me. I can not let Alicia know I was beaten up by her daughter. My dragon's pride will not allow it. 

But now I know not to say anything bad about Blake or Alicia in front of Frey. Guh I just want to take a nap. Why did I go and try to instigate the little god of war? Me, the almighty Loeri, the greatest dragon to ever walk Phantasia, am now hiding my head under a pillow, waiting for Claire to come and rescue me. The little war god is currently dive bombing my butt with her little feet. Luckily it does not hurt but still

"What's going on in here? Frey, what are you doing!?" Yes! The angle has descended and come to save me! I will worship Claire from now on. She is my savior!

"Aunty Loeri made fun of Father!" Ahh... There it is, she turned on the waterworks. Now I will look like the bad guy no matter what I say or how many black eyes I have.

"Loeri, I keep telling you to not pick on Frey! How many times do I have to tell you!?" Here it is! I am now going to be stuck receiving a lecture from Claire now. Sigh Why is life so unfair? Can I not just go back to reading a book while sipping tea and snacking or can I at least just go take a nap? 

I just want to forget this day. The day I was beaten black and blue by the little war god.

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