Should Have Let Me Die

Chapter 127: Trouble Maker

"Woah! Who the hell is that mofo?"

Cable's shock was only on his face, the other three probably expected me to do something like this. Some animals were running around, but they didn't glow anymore, nothing did, and now only the moonlight lit up the big huge pie-shaped dirt patch I stood in after jumping down. Ragna followed me down, but with more of a float than a jump.

"Guy's, meet the undead true King Ragna. I have him back together, for the most part, a bit of a stinker, but they can deal with that, now it's time to head back. I am starving for more than just food and there is someone that is waiting for me!"

"Ragna? Is he really the same one that buried nude by his stupid descendants?" Cable asked the King.

"The very same, do I know you?" Ragna asked, giving Cable a once over.

"You won't remember me, I was trying to play at something I wasn't but you should," Cable changed his voice to the Nobel knight. "Remember the Valiant Sir Tim!"

"Get the fuck out of here? You are from the Monster Islands?? Wow, damn your one hell of an actor! Where did you learn to speak ourOw! What's the big idea?"

I had smacked Ragna on the back of the head a bit too hard, but I didn't think his eye would fall out. Cable was instant vomiting on the ground and would start back up again when he would look up to see Ragna trying to put the cords and eyes they were attached to back in his sockets. Breth and I were both short of air and breathing heavily as we laughed at the two of them.

When Ragna finally got his eyes stuffed back into his head, and Cable was able to stand, I lifted us back to the house. I warned Cable first, jokes aside, he was getting pale and wouldn't look at Ragna. Fifteen seconds later we were back in front of the house, in the center of Dreams and it was dark out now.

I could feel my hackles rise like something bad was about to happen, and I looked up to the entrance of my house. The double doors were open and most of my wives were standing cross-armed and pretending to look displeased, but I could see it was an act, and I smiled up to them, waving.

"Look, I brought home an Undead King and purged a forest instead of a wife! You should all be proud of me!"

"Oh, because you didn't just bring home a new one?" Kadence asked, tapping her foot.

"Babe, give me a break!"

"Don't Babe me! You better get in and wash up, supper is on the table and your guests are already eating," Kadence scolded me, while Addel, Xelios, and Nuwari all gave nods of agreement, holding back smiles, except for Xelios, who was a little rainbow raver.

"Are these all your wives?" Ragna asked, looking up the stairs at the women.

"Some of them, so don't oogling them or I'll whack your eyes out, again!"

"Is there a tavern I can go to?" Ragna asked hopefully.

"Come with me my man, Breth, and I will take you down to the Drinking Hole." Cable said with a smile, pulling Ragna along with him.

Well, that was one problem taken care of, a couple more things before I can get into bed! I turned and jogged up the stairs and followed my wife's inside, giving them each quick kisses as they led me to the dining hall on the first floor off to the right, and most of my wives were waiting for us. It was really starting to be a full house here!

Seeing all the women laughing and eating together was really nice after a long day. I could see Alex and Krya were eating while Tescelle and Kalita held Lydia and Kenos. Arrentia was holding Kyla and the pair looked adorable. Still small things, but one day they would grow to be strong, just like me, and rule this world better than the last ones. I would just have to pave the way and teach them to be better and treat others equally.

I walked over to a basin on a table at the side of the room near the door where I entered and washed the dirt off my hands and face. I head to the head of the table and sat down, thankfully, everyone kept going and didn't pay me much mind at first, but after I got so food into me, Arrentia came over with Kyla. I used a napkin to clean off and then I took my daughter and my arms, looking down at her furry little ears.

"You going to cause daddy lot's of trouble right? Just like mommy, I can see you're going to be a trouble maker when you get older. Probably going to have to beat the boys off you with a bat!"

"Trouble maker, hm?" Krya said as she walked up to me.

She leaned down and gave me a kiss before scooping up out child out of my arm. I frowned at her, but she just smiled and padded her swollen breasts. Oh, I guess, that meant super time for the child, and when I looked up most of the room had cleared. 

Only Nuwari, Tescelle, and Kadence remained, and this started to get the feel of a planned event when the three of them marched towards me. What was this about? I don't think I had done anything wrong, had I?

"Uh, What's up ladies? What's with the intense looks?"

I reached over to the table and poured myself a drink of juice, and offered some to the girls. They all decline so I shrugged and sat back with my glass to wait, and see what the fuss was about. I was just about to take a drink as Nuwari began to speak, I should have known this was going to be something I didn't want to hear.

"You're going to be having sex with Mishka tonight, Right?"