The Crown Prince That Sells Medicine

The Crown Prince That Sells Medicine Chapter 342

Episode 342. Sometimes lying becomes art (2)

Ding dong!

[The five organs and six parts feel sorry for your troubles.]

[The five internal organs and six parts give you a fine dust tip.]

[Heart: Our body has about four tickets to use lies? Maybe it’s valid in this world too? Uhuhuhu?]

‘…Huh?’

A message suddenly appeared before my eyes.

Rachiel was shocked.

Ticket to lie?

‘Does that apply here too?’

It was then.

Ding dong dong!

[Lungs sing Towais’ ‘YES and YES’

passionately.] [The captain pats his sphincter and lays a sticky base.]

[Sanjang adds Girlfriend’s ‘Running Through Dimensions’ BGM as a morning alarm. Set.]

[Stomach wonders where he got the BGM ticket.]

[Spleen explains that personal belongings are not limited by dimension.] [

Kidney is amazed as if he were tired.]

Uh… what are the five organs and six parts? I know what you’re trying to say.

‘So, since the ability to use lies is an ability that belongs to me personally, does that mean I can use it in other dimensions as well?’

Ding dong!

[The five intestines and six fathers hold each other’s hands and nod.]

“….”

As expected.

Rakiel put down the chicken leg he was picking up. And I fell into thought, fully activating my cerebral cortex and brain folds.

‘Let’s organize it. Since I have 434 GDP, there are a total of four lie tickets that can be converted into that. If the Five Jang-Yukbu just told you, you can use it in the same way in Korea. So… how can I use the four lie tickets most efficiently and without wasting or causing trouble?’

It seemed easy, but it was not easy. This is because people are not the only ones guarding the hospital entrance.

‘People say you can use a lying ticket… but what do you do with the vaccine pass machine?’

That was the problem.

But as I kept thinking about it… I thought it might not be a problem.

‘…wait for a sec.’

A thought suddenly occurred to me.

Rakiel hurriedly opened the system window. And I selected the information on using the lie ticket. Soon, an instruction manual I had seen before came to mind.

[The lie voucher is a coupon that allows you to purchase 1 piece with 100 GDP.] [

When you use the lie voucher, the target will unconditionally and permanently trust the one lie you tell.]

[The lie voucher is a one-time use . ]

[When using a lie ticket, you must designate a target to receive the effect of the ticket.] [

The target that can be designated with a lie ticket is limited to one per time.]

[The lies that can be used with a lie ticket are limited to one per time. It’s just a lie.]

[Caution when using: If the target is a mythical being or something close to it, your use of the pass can be detected.]

‘This is it.’

Rakiel paid attention to one phrase in the user manual.

[The target that can be designated as a lie ticket is limited to one per time.]

‘…It can’t be used only on people.’

I just said it was one.

When I looked into it, there were no restrictions such as whether the target to which the license applies was a human or a living creature. The only condition was that ‘if used on a mythical being, there is a possibility that it will break out.’

That means….

‘I guess the lie ticket would work for the vaccine pass too?’

A glimpse of possibility flashed through the folds and folds of my brain. At the same time, Rakiel jumped up from his seat. I rummaged through my desk drawer and took out a notebook.

“…What are you doing?”

Damian asked, frowning.

Rachiel answered half-heartedly.

“Oh wait a minute. “I thought of something to try.”

Instead of answering, I picked up a ballpoint pen.

I scribbled something in my notebook.

It looked like the screen that would appear when you turn on the anti-virus pass on the phone that remains in your memory. Of course, it was a crooked mess. Damian’s evaluation of the appearance was also harsh.

“majesty? “Have you gone slightly crazy?”

“uh?”

“Just a little while ago, you had a bitter and vague smile like someone riding autumn, but then you suddenly started muttering to yourself, and now you are randomly drawing pictures like the abstract paintings of a madman.”

“It’s not an abstract painting. “It’s a certificate to enter the hospital.”

“A mental hospital?”

“….”

“sorry.”

“Write it. Really, if it wasn’t for the patient.”

“But your highness. “I can’t believe that something like this can replace the vaccine pass you mentioned a moment ago.”

“uh. To be honest, I’m a little like that too. But I’m going to give it a try.”

Rachiel burst out laughing.

Even though he said it like that, I could clearly feel that Damian was worried about this person. I’m more worried because he doesn’t know the existence of the lie ticket.

He wore long padding all the time.

“Still, I have to do something. Even if you fail, you can be treated like a crazy person for a moment.”

“Are you planning to leave now?”

“uh. You said that. “If you regret it, it will be too late.”

“Well thought out.”

“Because you threatened me so much. What did they say? right. If Your Highness doesn’t come, I won’t go back either? “Do you mean to say that you will not return to the other world until you see Your Majesty shudder with regret and regret for a long time because of me?”

“….”

“Thank you.”

“Can’t you be a little more honest in your gratitude?”

“Who cares?”

He greeted me with a mixture of criticism and gratitude and walked out the front door. The sight of the guy sitting in front of the abalone porridge table felt unrealistic for a moment. Well, that’s probably true. The main character in the novel naturally appears here in the studio where I used to live.

“I will be back.”

As I came outside, the sharp midwinter wind chilled my earlobes. I caught a taxi. B went to hospital.

The hospital building was as big as a villa. As expected from a general hospital representing the region, the spacious entrance was equipped with strict quarantine facilities. It was accompanied by a notice that said, ‘To prevent COVID-19, the movement of visitors is restricted, so please refer to the instructions.’

‘Whoa.’

Tension soaring.

Will what I have prepared really be effective?

I entered the door, feeling my heart rate rise and my pulse pounding in my ears. The first thing that greeted us was a QR machine that scanned the vaccine pass with a mobile phone.

I quickly took out my notebook.

I held my notebook to the QR device.

‘Apply lie ticket.’

Ding dong!

[The effect of the lie ticket is applied to the contents of the notebook you are currently holding.]

[1 lie ticket is consumed with purchase.]

[GDP has decreased by 100.]

[Current GDP held: 334]

Seaaaaat… !

A faint glow briefly appeared on the notebook. The shape of the vaccine pass screen that I had drawn crookedly at home earlier had the effect of a lie ticket.

‘please. ‘Do it.’

I stared at the QR device with a nervous feeling. According to the possibility theory I came up with earlier, the target of the right to use lies is not limited to living creatures. That device could also be a target. So please, spirit of machines and servers. Fool me just once!

It was the moment I longed for.

– Beep! Those who have been vaccinated.

A refreshing sound that resonated throughout the world rang out from the QR device.

‘done!’

Rakiel clenched his fists. I thought it was just in case, but it really happened. QR device No, in this case, the Vaccine Pass server, which manages the devices, must have been deceived by a lie.

He quickly hid the notebook in his chest and took a temperature check. Was it because of their calm and natural attitude? Fortunately, the person checking my temperature didn’t seem to have seen the notebook. I passed the temperature check and entered the hospital lobby. I immediately walked to the administrative office.

“I’m trying to register as a guardian of a patient hospitalized over there.”

I smiled softly and handed over another page of the notebook to the staff in the administrative department. It was a fake document written while taking a taxi. There again, 100 GDP was consumed and the lie ticket was buried.

The contents were as follows.

[Notification message arrival]

[

Notification

of COVID-19 test results

at Ilsan

The COVID-19 test result is negative.]

[Explanation of test result: COVID-19 negative]

[Interpretation of test result: Not a COVID-19 patient.]

[Inquiries: Ilsan 1234-5678)]

“Ah….”

The eyes of the administrative department employee who saw the notebook with the notification that GDP had decreased by 100 momentarily became hazy.

The administrative department staff thought.

It is said to be the most perfect, clean, and beautiful notification of coronavirus screening results I have ever seen in my life. I guess all test result notifications should be like that. That’s an example.

It was something scrawled by hand in a notebook, but it didn’t matter. The employee in the administrative department nodded with a smile and a job satisfaction score of 1000 out of 100.

“yes. Then, get the QR access card here. “What is the name of the hospitalized patient?”

“Lee Han… I’m Lee Han.”

My name can feel so awkward and unfamiliar. Rachiel answered while feeling strange. Of course, the staff in the administrative department did not seem to notice this person’s feelings.

“Only one guardian can stay per patient in the hospital room. Please keep that in mind. Of course, patients can register multiple guardians, but multiple guardians should not be in the hospital room together.”

“all right.”

I received a QR card. I calmly walked away. It was only after turning a corner where Wonmu-gwa was not visible that I was finally able to exhale the breath I had been holding.

“…Whoa.”

I did it.

I was anxious and worried.

‘This is it…’

Thanks to this, I was able to obtain a guardian pass with two lie tickets!

I entered the inpatient ward. It was from then on. To avoid arousing suspicion, I naturally walked around and looked at the name tag next to the hospital room door. It was to find the hospital room where his original body was hospitalized.

How long did you travel like that?

‘…found.’

[Lee Han]

As soon as I saw him, my heart skipped a beat. I never thought I’d see my name like this again. So what would my original body be like? What should I do from now on?

Suddenly, I had the urge to turn around and run away to my studio.

I wanted to see it, but I didn’t want to see it. To be honest, after coming this far, I felt more scared than strange. I became anxious. But we have come this far. I gritted my teeth and walked away.

It was then.

Drurr…!

“…!”

Before I could even reach for the hospital room door, the half-closed door opened first. Thanks to this, I ended up running into the person coming out from inside.

“uh?”

A person who looks at this side and is startled. A familiar guy, not so much familiar, but nice to see. However, in a situation like this, it is the number one thing you don’t want to encounter.

“who are you?”

Wonho, my long-time friend, cast a suspicious glance up and down.