All Good Novel
Chapter 69: READ IN THE APP TO SEE THE ART!
Chapter 69: READ IN THE APP TO SEE THE ART!
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Join the Unnamed God Sect! We know how to have fun!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! HAIL THE SECT!!!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We are an upright organisation (kinda)!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! Bully random monsters!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! No matter our numbers we are legion!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have pie!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! Getting stronger one training montage at a time!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! The sectmaster is insane!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! Screw the Lunar goddess!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have poker! Mostly deathless too!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! You know you want to!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have the cutest deer!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We are clueless!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We are OP AF!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We learn to endure pain! A bit!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We don't even bother to name side-characters! Actually
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have drinking parties!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have a lucky iron hilt!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have popstars!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We go against the world!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We defy the gods!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We take long walks in disaster zones!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We play fetch!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We can barbecue yo!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We be dodging like bosses!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have Wolfie!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We play hide and seek!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We dream big! And weird!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! Everything is filler! Does that make none of it filler then? Or still all?
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We explore the world!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We are business savvy!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have cool members!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have cookies! (Zombie here, pie still #1 tho)
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have gold-plated palaces! (Zombie here, real gold)
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have beer for mino. (Zombie here, omitted)
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have lolis!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We'll treat you well! I think!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have an assortment of classical music!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have Sky-chan and Snow-chan!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We'll give you pills!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! What kind of motto should I use anyway?
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We're crazy!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have fresh meat?
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have a local adjutant who hosts Mozart parties!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have the Unnamed God!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! MEE6 is a simp! (Zombie, not related to any existing bot)
Join the Unnamed God Sect! Free tazers!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! Get cookies! What we already used that one?!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have dragons!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have killer bunnies!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have cheese!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have penguins!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We are a danger to public morals!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We shitpost A LOT!
Join the Unnamed God Sect! We have talents!
Turns out lenny faces do not count toward word count. Surprisingly or unsurprisingly.
I was gonna post some lenny faces and call it a day.
Then say something in the author's note about how this chapter took me a long time to write and lots of effort.
Then I was gonna publish another one right after with some real story development.
But not to screw up my word average I need to input some random content like so.
Do you know how many sect mottos it takes to completely fill up a chapter word count?
The answer is a fuck-ton. Like seriously.
Then I kinda started to make some Lenny face art.
In the beginning, I managed to successfully spell out Zombie 69 ! with Lenny art.
It looked awesome!
It also only worked on the mobile version.
I decided to modify it to work on the web version also.
Then guess what? It looked awesome on the web!
But also stopped working on mobile.
It played a bit with it then gave up.
Now you can only see the art on mobile. Oh well.
So turns out between making the (seemingly) easy art and writing various sect mottos this chapter has legit taken me a long time.
I wanted to troll you guys a bit (for giggles, no harm intended as usual)
Turns out I trolled myself A LOT.
This has been the first 100% goofy chapter of The Unnamed God.
Hope it made you guys chuckle, even a tiny bit.
By the way, some of these mottos were made by friends. How it goes is you start with Join the Unnamed God Sect! Capitalization is important of course. Then you pick one characteristic that represents you well online. The various animal mottos were mostly made by people with said animals as a profile picture. Same with the cheese guy. Who uses cheese as a profile pic, like really.
Next chapter coming out real soon.
Stay tuned!
Zombie,
The ultimate shitposter!
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