Chapter 279: They'll Definitely Kill Me!
Chapter 279: They'll Definitely Kill Me!
The current situation has completely gone out of Lu Xun's control, and he can only resort to the Thirty-Six Stratagems. Of course, this escape is not something he can do casually. Slipping away under the watchful eyes of two Seventh-Realm powerhouses is nothing short of a fantasy. Therefore, he had to rely on his wits.
Lu Xun pretended to be blind, groping for the door frame, and successfully walked out of the room. At the same time, the demoness and Fairy Su in the room, seeing their lover pretending to be blind, couldn't help but find it amusing. A faint smile appeared on their lips involuntarily.
Miao Fengxian stood up, quickly walked to Lu Xun, reached out, and pinched his ear, saying with displeasure, "Going? Where do you think you're going?"
"Ouch, ouch, ouch." Lu Xun tilted his head, looking pained, "Don't pinch, don't pinch. My ear is about to fall off."
Su Jingyi, who had just become a married woman, looked at her lover being pinched by someone else, feeling a bit displeased, but didn't say much. She turned her face slightly, pretending not to have seen anything.
Directly pressing Lu Xun against the table, Miao Fengxian sat beside him, glaring at him angrily. She couldn't believe that this audacious man had actually made Su Jingyi lustful. Thinking about this made her even angrier. She fiercely pinched his arm.
"Hiss, it hurts, hurts, hurts."
Facing the squeezing and pinching from the big demoness, Lu Xun, no matter how resistant to a beating he was, couldn't resist the strength of a Seventh Realm powerhouse. He suffered, gritting his teeth and feeling unbearably painful.
"Alright, alright, it's almost enough. Stop it. He's not exclusively yours." Su Jingyi, seeing her little scoundrel’s painful expression, frowned and said, "He is now my husband. If you continue to be violent towards my husband, don't blame me for being rude to you."
Su Jingyi hadn’t said much, and Miao Fengxian was about to let go. However, after hearing this, she added a bit more strength, almost making Lu Xun faint."Husband? What kind of husband!" Miao Fengxian turned around, angrily saying, "Su Jingyi, how can you be so shameless, being a person of your status?"
"Regardless of what you say, the fact is that I have become his woman, and this is an unchangeable reality." Su Jingyi, facing Miao Fengxian's anger, said indifferently, "Whether you are willing to admit it or not, the situation is like this. And, and besides..."
Su Jingyi bit her lip, deliberately showing a shy look, lowering her head, gently touching her belly, and saying slowly, "Maybe….maybe Lu Xun is going to be a father soon. I feel his seed in my stomach."
Huh?
Aunt Su is pregnant?
Lu Xun looked at the shy Fairy Su in front of him dumbfoundedly, opened his mouth, but didn’t know what to say. His eyes were full of astonishment and disbelief, feeling bewildered.
But compared to Lu Xun, Miao Fengxian was much calmer. She silently let go of his arm, saying coldly, "Do you really think I don't know anything? The chances of you being pregnant are lower than the sun rising from the west tomorrow."
Seeing her tricks exposed, Su Jingyi shrugged, and said indifferently, "It's not certain that I won't get pregnant. As long we do it enough, I will eventually have his child. More importantly, I still have a little hope. You, on the other hand, have no hope at all."
"You...."
Miao Fengxian was so angry that her whole body was shaking, as if she was about to go to battle the next second.
"Cough, alright. Stop arguing, both of you." Lu Xun hurriedly persuaded, "Can't you get along peacefully? Always quarreling whenever you meet. With you two always like this, how can this family prosper? Listen to my advice and stop quarreling."
"How? Do you still want me to serve you together with her?" Miao Fengxian stared at him fiercely, annoyed, "Lu Xun, you have such audacity. You secretly hooked up with this cheap woman. Do you still have me in your eyes?"
Su Jingyi's face instantly darkened, and she said coldly, "Demoness, speak more politely. Just because I have lost my virginity doesn't mean I'm not your opponent. Even now, I can still defeat you easily!"
"Come on then!"
"I'll kill you now." Miao Fengxian summoned the phantom long sword again, pointing it directly at Su Jingyi in front of her.
However, Facing Miao Fengxian's threat, Fairy Su showed no fear. She turned to Lu Xun and asked leisurely, "How do you feel when she points a sword at me? If you have a bit of conscience, immediately divorce her for me."
"Divorce me?"
Miao Fengxian also looked at Lu Xun and said angrily, "You divorce her for me!"
What to do?
They're at it again.
Seeing that the conflict has reached its peak and become irreparable, Lu Xun sighed deeply, feeling a sense of helplessness. He muttered to himself, "Being favored by both of you is my three lifetimes of luck. No matter how beautiful it was in the past, not being able to retain it is the norm of life."
Saying this, Lu Xun held both their jade hands tightly, squeezing them in his palms. He looked at the mature and charming demoness, then glanced at the cold and noble fairy, murmuring, "But I can't resist the overwhelming memories. Maybe I've been wrong. Yet, I still want to continue being wrong."
For a moment, both Miao Fengxian and Fairy Su softened. They were already unable to resist Lu Xun's sweet words, especially delivered with such deep emotion. It instantly struck the softest part of their hearts, and at the same time, the hatred between them was slowly fading.
Just then, Lu Xun suddenly let go of them, silently stood up, and walked towards the door without saying a word.
"You little thief!"
"Where are you going?" Miao Fengxian also stood up, asking in confusion.
Su Jingyi had a worried expression, nervously looking at her little scoundrel.
"I'm feeling a bit down. Just going outside for a walk, and then I'll be back." Lu Xun stood at the door, answering with a lifeless tone.
Miao Fengxian became a little anxious, stepped forward from behind, and hugged him tightly. Her plump body pressed against his back, and she softly muttered, "I am indeed a bit jealous because you pampered her. Next time, I'll pretend not to see it, little thief. Don't leave me, okay?"
Lu Xun pursed his lips, released her arms, turned around slowly, and embraced Miao Fengxian. He said tenderly, "I won't leave you. Sister doesn't need to feel wronged. I'm just... just feeling a sudden emotional low, let me be alone for a while."
"Little thief."
Miao Fengxian raised her head, staring at him infatuatedly. Then, took the initiative to kiss his lips.
After a while, moving away from his lips, she said softly, "There's really nothing I can do about you."
".."
"Am I here at the wrong time?" Su Jingyi looked at Lu Xun and Miao Fengxian with a jealous expression. Her red lips were raised high, looking exactly like an aggrieved woman in the inner chamber.
Lu Xun looked at Su Jingyi. Without hesitation, he bravely waved to Fairy Su, and softly said, "No! Aunt Su, your presence is just in time."
Su Jingyi pouted, stood up and walked towards him, only to be embraced by Lu Xun.
Two exquisite and well-proportioned bodies were being held in each arm. The key was that both were Seventh Realm powerhouses. At this moment, Lu Xun stood at the peak of life.
However, the happiness was always short-lived, and soon Miao Fengxian and Fairy Su reacted.
Embraced in the arms of the same man, and looking at each other's happy faces, they both felt they had been tricked!!
Both of them broke free from his embrace, stared at him fiercely, and each had a touch of charming blush on their faces, and even some hidden embarrassment.
"Great!"
"We're both into your tricks now." Miao Fengxian said irritably, "Lu Xun, do you really think I have no temper?"
"You scoundrel!"
"Your deliberate teasing and feigned suffering strategy are played to perfection. I didn't realize I was being deceived again." Su Jingyi said with dissatisfaction, “How does it feel to be hugged from both sides?”
Ah, it seems I need to update my tactics.
Lu Xun awkwardly replied, "No, it's not. It was all genuine, without a trace of insincerity."
"That's good!"
"Choose one!"
Miao Fengxian didn't give him any face, saying indifferently, "Since it's all genuine, why not choose between us two. Decide who stays and who goes."
"Hurry up!" Su Jingyi looked at Lu Xun, solemnly saying, "Between me and her, whom do you choose?"
Here we go again!
I'm forced to do multiple-choice questions every day. Can't I just choose them all?
Lu Xun rolled his eyes, puffed up his chest, and said with annoyance, "Both of you force me to do things I don't like every day. You obviously know my answer, but you still keep being so aggressive. Making me choose between you two? Fine, I won't choose either! Do whatever you want!"
"Goodbye!"
Lu Xun displayed the aura of the head of the family, took advantage of their stunned expressions, then immediately summoned his flying sword, and with a swoosh, he flew away. The wooden house was now left with Miao Fengxian and Fairy Su.
When they regained their senses, Lu Xun's figure was long gone.
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Miao Fengxian and Fairy Su were so angry that their faces almost twisted. They couldn't help but look at each other.
"How about a fight first?"
Su Jingyi, with a gloomy face, said resentfully, "I have some bitterness in my heart right now."
"You've become his woman, what bitterness could you have?" Miao Fengxian pursed her lips, answering coldly, "He used your flying sword."
Lu Xun was frantically escaping, but suddenly, the flying sword under his feet stopped listening to his command and turned around, flying back on its own.
This is bad...
If it goes back, they'll definitely kill me!
In despair, Lu Xun was forced to return to that small wooden house. As soon as he landed, a sack was thrown over him.
Immediately followed by a heavy blow, rendering him /collection/257029