This World Has Gone Crazy

After they returned to the apartment to rest, Yi Hang plunged half of his body into the closet and said, “Fuck! Aren’t you rich! Look at the brand of these clothes. Just one of these can buy me a car full of potato chips... Where are your pajamas?”

“I don’t know, it should be in there. Look again,” Qi Le sat on his bed, looking at the closet, that was messy to begin with, becoming even messier. He helplessly watched on, “If you can’t find it, don’t bother with pajamas. Just sleep like that. We’re both men anyways, what are you afraid of?”

Yi Hang was slightly surprised at that. He got up and turned around. “Yes, you aren’t that bastard. I don’t need to guard against you.”

Qi Le looked at him sympathetically, thinking to himself, you’re really such an idiot. If he made up his mind to fuck you, it would be useless even if you wore more pants. He raised his chin at him and ordered, “Fix the mess."

Yi Hang took a look at the messy closet and obediently went to work. When he was almost done tidying up, Ye Shuichuan came out of the bathroom. He and Qi Le took turns to take a shower and got ready to sleep.

“Don’t sleep yet,” Ye Shuichuan brought a cup of water. “Here, drink, and obediently lie down after that. If you dare go crazy, I’ll send you to a mental hospital.”

Yi Hang silently took the cup, drank it all under his watchful gaze, then lay down quietly without saying a word. Ye Shuichuan quietly looked on, only leaving after he felt assured. Qi Le listened to the click sound from the door, looked down at a certain someone and asked hesitantly, “Tell me, if you drink too much of this... would you get your period too?”

“You got your period! Your whole family got their periods!” Yi Hang looked at him resentfully and gnashed his teeth. “It’s all your fault. If you hadn’t given me a pack of motherwort, I wouldn’t have fallen to this point!”

“Be content,” Qi Le sounded particularly calm. “You should be thankful that this is the case. If you take other drugs, you’ll suffer more and have problems sooner or later.” He stiffened slightly, “Just think about it, if I said at the time that you not only liked to drink motherwort, but also like to use sanitary napkins...”

Yi Hang, “=口=”

Yi Hang suddenly turned over and went to sleep, his face ashen. This man was too horrible!

Qi Le glanced at him and stretched out his hand to turn off the lights. The night gradually quieted down. He was still partially conscious and was about to enter into a deeper state of sleep when a knock suddenly sounded from the door outside. He frowned slightly but didn’t move. Yi Hang was also confused at the moment. “......Did you hear that?”

“It’s just an illusion, go to sleep.”

“...Oh.”

Ye Shuichuan drifted out of the bedroom, huffing and puffing as he stood at the door with displeasure. “Who is it? What are you doing up at this time?!”

“It’s me, Gu Bai.”

Ye Shuichuan was surprised. When he opened the door, he saw that it was really him. Then, he saw the person beside him. He knew what was going on at once and pointed to the bedroom over there. “He’s inside.”

Without saying anything, Mr. Elite strode in and turned on the light. Yi Hang opened his eyes in a daze. Upon seeing who it was, he went crazy. “Mummy-” He tried hard to shrink himself to the corner of the bed. “This isn’t real, ahhh!”

“Fuck!” Qi Le got up in a rage. “What’s all this fucking noise! If you dare make any more noise, Laozi will chop you up...” He spoke halfway and suddenly saw the few additional people. He shut up at once and threw Yi Hang a sympathetic look.

Mr. Elite was also looking at a certain idiot. The man was wearing his own strawberry-patterned boxer briefs. Aside from that, he didn’t have anything else on. His eyes deepened at once but he calmly stretched out his hand. “Be good, come here.”

Yi Hang shook his head fiercely. “No, no, no! Just leave. I’ve decided to stay here. I’ll find a job tomorrow and be self-reliant...”

“I have your ID card. How are you going to look for a job?” Mr. Elite looked at him. “Stop it, come here.”

Yi Hang continued to shrink back. “Worse comes to worst, I’ll go to the construction site and lift bricks...”

“I have a way to make them reject you.”

“...” Yi Hang muttered in a low voice, “You piece of shit.”

“Hmm?”

“No, nothing...”

“Be good, come here.”

Yi Hang looked at him and tried shuffle in the opposite direction. “Did you buy that pile of condoms?”

“I bought them all.”

Yi Hang immediately withdrew and froze. Qi Le clearly heard what he said, the corners of his lips twitching. Once again, Mr. Elite proved that he really wasn’t an average person. Fucking hell, his wife ran away and he could still buy condoms without a change in his facial expression.

Mr. Elite calmly stared at the man for a while, strode forward, pulled him over under his horrified gaze and clasped him in his arms. His voice was gentle, “Go home with me.”

“I don’t... Mmm..”

Mr. Elite didn’t bother waiting for him to finish. He pinched Yi Hang’s chin and kissed him, the tip of his tongue unceremoniously sliding in and stirring him up temptingly. In the end, he withdrew and coaxed, “Let’s go. Go home.”

“No... Mmm...”

Mr. Elite withdrew from his lips again and wiped the saliva on his lips. “Let’s go.”

“No, don’t you... Mmm...”

Mr. Elite licked Yi Hang’s lips and stared at him calmly and steadily.

Yi Hang opened his mouth and opened it again, tears streaming down his face. Damn it! He won’t even let him say anything. Were there any laws left?!

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P.S. We’ve reached another goal on ko-fi. I’ll release two extra chapters tomorrow! ❤