This World Has Gone Crazy

The man turned his head in amazement and immediately looked into a certain someone’s eyes. He smiled and asked, “I heard that you lost your memory. Do you still remember me?”

Qi Le shook his head and looked him up and down a few more times. The man was quite handsome but he couldn’t see how his personality was for the time being.

“It’s okay. You’ll slowly remember,” the man comforted him and turned to Ye Shuichuan. “Let’s go back to your room?”

Ye Shuichuan’s remaining underwear had also been removed. He curled up in his arms, “But I want to do it on the sofa...”

The man kissed him, then turned around again, “You heard him.”

The corners of Qi Le’s lips twitched in annoyance. He slammed his door shut and thought to himself, who wants to see you do it ah?! He slowly crawled back into bed but just as he was about to continue sleeping, his door was suddenly pushed open. The light in the bedroom was turned on in the next moment. He saw the man walk into his room in his underwear. The bulge outlined in his underwear was very obvious. He immediately shrank to the corner, “What do you want?!"

“My wife said that the lubricant is in your room.”

“...” Qi Le said, “It’s in the drawer over there.”

The man went over, opened the drawer, took the lubricant and condoms, turned around and ran out. “I can’t wait anymore! Close the door yourself!”

Qi Le remained silent for a moment, then got out of bed again. He turned off the lights and closed the door, but just as the door was about to slam shut, he clearly saw the man burying his head between his older brother’s legs.

Qi Le, “=口=!!!"

This picture was too stimulating! His whole body froze at once, completely lost at what to do. The man placed Ye Shuichuan’s legs on his shoulders, bent his waist and plunged forward, and the latter let out an “ah” that woke him up from his trance. It wasn’t until then that he quickly closed the door and nervously climbed into bed. He thought that compared to this, his dreams were actually rather relaxing ah! He closed his eyes to go to sleep, but his bedroom was so quiet that the moans and groans from the living room and the creaking of the sofa could be heard clearly.

“Baby, does it feel good?”

“Mmm... ahh... Mmhmm, so good... Keep going...”

Qi Le, “......”

Your whole family feels good ah! He pulled the quilt over his head in resentment and kept counting sheep to try to put himself to sleep but it was still useless after a long time. The sounds outside seemed like they wouldn’t stop. He tossed and turned. Finally, he couldn’t stand it anymore. He drifted out of bed and opened the door, “Hey...”

Ye Shuichuan was sitting on the man with his legs wide open at the moment. The man grabbed his suit jacket to cover their key parts as he spoke. The two looked at him. Qi Le asked weakly, “......Can you go back to your room? I want to sleep.”

The man planted a trail of kisses on Ye Shuichuan’s neck. “What do you think, baby?”

Ye Shuichuan hugged his neck. “Okay...”

“As you wish.” The man smiled, wrapping the suit jacket around his waist as he stood up with Ye Shuichuan still in his arms. The latter immediately exclaimed. He looked up, straightening his neck, “It’s too deep... I can’t...”

“Even if you can’t, you have to.” The man chuckled and walked slowly towards Ye Shuichuan’s bedroom in this posture, causing him to exclaim continuously.

Qi Le stiffly watched them enter the room and felt again that his dream was really nothing compared to this. The waist grabbing, the chrysanthemum bursting etc. – all of that was really nothing. Thinking that way, he suddenly felt that his dreams weren’t a big deal at all and immediately went back to sleep. However, he made a mistake in his calculations. Ye Shuichuan’s room was next to his so he could still hear them. Perhaps because they had gone back to the room, the both of them were doing it even more intensely now and seemed to have let go completely.

“Do you like that?”

“Mmm... Yes... Ahh... It feels... amazing...”

Qi Le, “......”

Qi Le pondered silently whether to go to the bathroom to tear up some toilet paper and plug his ears. But on second thought, it would be a bit uncomfortable so he pulled the pillow next to him to cover his head. He didn’t believe that they wouldn’t be done soon. He continued to toss and turn, gradually becoming hazy. However, he was suddenly awakened by a loud scream just as he was about to fall sleep. After this repeated several times, he finally became furious. He opened the door, pacing back and forth in the living room like a trapped animal. After listening to the moans and groans that seemed like they would never end, he pounced on their door, yelling angrily, “Enough is enough! Laozi wants to sleep, sleep ahhhh!”

The voices inside paused for a moment, then the door opened. Ye Shuichuan stretched his arm out, his hand holding a pair of headphones. His voice was hoarse as he gasped, "We were apart... Mmm... Finally together again... Newly-weds ah... Here, listen to this... and you’ll fall asleep.”

Qi Le silently took it and returned to his room, ready to fall asleep to a lullaby. But when he turned it on, the deafening sound of heavy metal music assaulted his ears at once. It was even a cover of someone else’s song. The drum beats could almost pierce his eardrums. Boom! Boom! Boom!His eldest uncle, his second uncle, both are his uncles!

He was so shocked that he quickly skipped to another song. Only, the male voice from within screamed his lungs out. Mmm, ah! Quickly use the nunchucks! Mmm, ah! Uh-huh!

“Fucking hell!” He got up in a rage, violently smashed the headphones and went to the living room again. He paced back and forth twice before he suddenly rushed into the kitchen, picked up a knife and kicked their door open with a ferocious look. “Laozi is going to chop off both your dicks!”

Ye Shuichuan was surprised by the sudden interruption. He gasped and shook all over, his eyes wet and blurry with tears. The man trembled as well, locking him in his arms as he gasped uncontrollably. When they were finally done gasping, the both of them took a few seconds to turn and look at him at the same time. The man asked, “......What do you want?”

Qi Le stood in front of the couple with a knife in his hand as he looked at the white, turbid stains on the sheets. His brain crashed instantly, “You... came?”

They nodded.

“...” Qi Le hesitated, “You both came?”

The two men nodded again.

“...That’s good then. You better stop and go to sleep or else Laozi will chop you both up!” Qi Le fiercely ordered, turning around to leave at once. The man looked at Ye Shuichuan, “Is he really a Xiaoyuan?”

Ye Shuichuan nestled lazily in his arms. “Mmm... He’s lost his memory. He’s changed quite a fair bit.”

The man looked at him and said, “Baby...”

As soon as Qi Le returned to his bedroom with satisfaction, he heard the man from the next door say, “Once more. Be good, ok?" The other one gasped, “Mmm... Ahh... Uhn, not so hard...”

Qi Le, “......”

Qi Le froze in place, his head in a mess. He was just about to go out to kill those two when he heard his cellphone suddenly ring. Looking at the name on the screen, he felt very wronged. Damn it! When he was living with this person before, this man would never bear to disrupt his sleep! Hands trembling, he pressed the answer button, “Hello...”

Gu Bai saw that a certain cat was about to rip its nest to shreds and finally fed it. Right now, it was already early in the morning. He felt that calling now was enough to prove that he cared for the cat. He whispered, “Sorry to disturb you so late. Are you free tomorrow? Xiao Le’s cat didn’t eat much today. It looks so weak. I was hoping you could come and feed it."

Qi Le wanted to cry at once. “Are you free now? Come pick me up. Cats are the cutest animals in the world. I’ll feed it now!”

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P.S. This is the second part of the extra chapter. I’ll release the usual update a bit later. So, if you’re still up, you can check back in about two hours. It’s my first time translating such juicy bits, so please fill in what’s lacking with your imagination. 🤭