This World Has Gone Crazy

Qi Le glanced at him and asked in surprise, “Didn’t you have a good time just now?”

“I was faking it,” Gu Bai told him honestly as he opened the car door for him. “After all, I asked for your help to introduce them. I can’t just show a grumpy face, can I?”

Qi Le thought that what he said was right. So did this mean that he managed to disgust him? He was immediately in a good mood and happily sat in the car, casually comforting Gu Bai, “It doesn’t matter, not this time but maybe next time.”

His emotional intelligence is really quite low... Gu Bai smiled, glanced at Ning Xiao who was standing nearby, got into the car and left.

Ning Xiao looked at them coldly, thinking that if Zheng Xiaoyuan could remember a little from the past, he wouldn’t be so cold to him. Could Gu Bai still be as arrogant then? But on second thought, if Zheng Xiaoyuan went back to his original self, he probably wouldn’t be interested. He couldn’t help but frown and found it hard to understand the state of mind at the moment.

Seeing him came back and sat down, Little Baby couldn’t help but say, “You wasted all that effort, but Xiaoyuan ge left with Gu Bai.”

Ning Xiao nodded. “I have no company tonight, why don’t you go back with me?”

Little Baby paused, struggling for a moment before nodding.

“You actually believed me? I was just playing with you,” Ning Xiao finished drinking, threw down a few bills and looked at him before leaving. “I can deal with you with just a few words so don’t provoke me in the future.”

Seeing him leave, Little Baby looked back at his older brother silently, his face still expressionless. “Ge, what should I do?”

“You should move on to Plan 2.” Shen Shu suggested, then thought for a moment and walked out with his arm around his shoulder. “Yesterday, I downloaded some good SM videos. Let’s go and watch them.”

Little Baby, “...”

Qi Le and Gu Bai went back to the apartment and took turns taking a shower. Qi Le went on revising and happily hummed a tune. Gu Bai sat beside him with a book as usual. After enduring for a long time, he finally said, “Stop singing. Not one word you sang is in tune.”

Qi Le, “......”

Gu Bai looked at the time, “Go to sleep and continue the rest tomorrow.”

Qi Le thought to himself, seeing that you’ve suffered tonight, Laozi won’t argue with you! He nodded and went to his bedroom with his books.

Gu Bai sat on the sofa, his lips slowly curving into a smile.

Qi Le felt that last night’s video was too weird, so he didn’t watch anything tonight. He obediently lay down in bed to sleep. Then, he suddenly wondered if a certain someone would come and touch him here and there again. He felt uneasy. He couldn’t sleep soundly and kept tossing and turning the whole time. After God knows how long, the door suddenly opened with a slight click. He immediately lay flat and closed his eyes.

Gu Bai turned on the light, stretched out his hand and caressed Qi Le’s face, his thumb slowly rubbing his lips twice. Soon, he noticed Qi Le’s eyelashes moving slightly. He suddenly felt like laughing. Looks like... someone really hasn’t fallen asleep...

He knew that Xiao Le hadn’t come to a decision yet and he could understand his current choice of not making things clear between the both of them. However, understanding was one thing, whether he follow up on that with action was another. After tonight’s observation, he felt that he could take the initiative to do a little more. It just so happened that Qi Le had chosen to continue to pretend he was asleep. This was much more interesting. For example... he could openly take advantage of him.

He held Qi Le’s chin and bowed his head slowly, kissing his lips. Then he pried his teeth open with the tip of his tongue and slipped his tongue in. Before this, he had been afraid of waking Qi Le up. This time he had nothing to worry about.

Qi Le suddenly felt something warm delve inside his mouth and slowly glide across. Finally, that thing entangled with his tongue, lingering, stirring him up. In an instant, he was shocked silly. Fuck ah! What the hell was this?! A french kiss?! Erquan was too much of a bastard ah!

Gu Bai held his chin, not letting him close his mouth. His upper body pressed onto Qi Le. He allowed his tongue to go deeper, softly sucking, gently touching. Their tongues melted together as he enjoyed their first deep kiss.

Qi Le didn’t dare push him away. He could only lie down in resignation. Then, he gradually felt Gu Bai’s unique scent slowly infiltrating him, wantonly spreading throughout his body. Suddenly, he was thrown into confusion.

Gu Bai retreated slightly, lay down beside him, took him into his arms and kissed him again. This feeling was too thrilling. The exciting current constantly stimulated his nerve endings, making it impossible for him to stop.

Qi Le felt a little out of breath. He could even hear himself panting. The sound of Gu Bai’s heavy breathing and the wet erotic sounds from their kiss rang in his ear. He simply wanted to cry. Fucking hell, isn’t he done yet?! He thought for a moment and grunted in protest to show that he was in danger of waking up.

Gu Bai knew that this was a warning and if he continued, Qi Le would definitely lose his temper. He reluctantly licked Qi Le’s lips. When he looked down, he saw that Xiao Le breathing was a little rushed. His flushed face made him look especially delectable. Gu Bai smiled and kissed his cheek. Then, he turned off the lights and went to sleep, feeling especially satisfied.

Finally it’s over... Qi Le sighed sadly in his heart and was ready to go to sleep. Earlier, his attention had been completely focused on Gu Bai and he didn’t notice his own state at all. Now, he clearly felt something. His brain suddenly went blank. Oh my God, it can’t be, right?!

He carefully felt again. Then, he resentfully scratched the sheets. Damn it, he was actually a little hard!

Yi Hang looked around. Ever since someone had threatened to pursue him, an extra soft double sofa and a screen occupying half the wall in the bedroom had suddenly appeared. He hesitated and asked, “What are we doing?”

Lu Yanbin drew the curtains, closed the door and turned off the lights. Then, he went to the sofa in front of the bed and sat down, fiddling with his computer. “Watching a movie.”

“...” Yi Hang was surprised. “The idea they gave you was for us to watch a movie?”

“Yes.” Lu Yanbin clicked on a movie.

No way, how could it be such a normal idea?! Yi Hang’s face was full of question marks. After hearing this, he turned around to look at the screen. Then, he was instantly faced with a pale, blood-stained face. He exclaimed with horror, “Ah~!”

Lu Yanbin pulled Yi Hang’s hands away from his face and said, “Watch.”

“I don’t watch horror movies!” Yi Hang got up and left, shouting in fear.

Lu Yanbin looked calm. “Watch the movie or get fucked. Choose one.”

Yi Hang whined, and sat down in resignation. Then, the camera did a close-up and he grabbed a pillow to block his face. “Ahh~!!”

Lu Yanbin took the pillow away, threw it aside, and opened his arms. “If you’re afraid then come over here.”

Yi Hang, “...”

Lu Yanbin turned his head around. "Watch.”

Yi Hang had to face the screen again and was so scared he screamed aloud. He quickly pulled the hem of his pajamas and covered his face.

Lu Yanbin took one look, quickly took off his top and threw it aside.

Yi Hang, “=口=”

Yi Hang was only wearing a pair of pyjamas pants as he sat quietly on the sofa staring at him.

Lu Yanbin turned his head towards the screen. At this moment, there happened to be a close-up of a female ghost with long hair. Yi Hang screamed and looked for shelter. Lu Yanbin hugged him and nodded to himself. He thought this was a good idea indeed. He calmly said, “Alright, it’s gone. If you’re afraid again, then come into my arms. I’ll protect you. Hug me a few more times and you’ll start to fall in love with me.”

Yi Hang was indignant: “Bro, please, go back to Mars!”

Lu Yanbin calmly grabbed his chin and turned his head back to the screen.

“Ahh~!!!” Yi Hang screamed again, jumping into his embrace.

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P.S. Guys that kiss scene took me so long to translate. So just a heads up, I’m completely new to descriptive intimate scenes. I’ll try to make it sound less awkward and more... erotic. Bear with me lol