This World Has Gone Crazy

P.S. This is the part you guys have been waiting for... Hehehe, I was actually really happy while I was translating this ❤

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“Yep.” Qi Le picked up his son and bowed his head, happily dropping a kiss.

Gu Bai secretly observed him. Seeing that he appeared no different from usual, he casually asked, “Where did you go today?”

“I went to see my older brother and then went to the bar to sit for a while.” Qi Le put his son down, went into the bedroom to get his clothes and took a shower.

Gu Bai watched him walk off. Why did he feel as if he wasn’t any different from usual? Then, should he still try tonight? He thought about it and felt that it was better to be on the safe side and let Xiao Le slowly adapt. If he urged him too much, it would only end up badly.

Qi Le took a shower, put on his pajamas and came out. He studied for a while, then got up and said, “I’m going to sleep.”

Gu Bai nodded. “Go ahead and have a good sleep.”

“Goodnight.” Qi Le closed the door as soon as he went into the room. Then, he rubbed his face, climbed into bed and lay down quietly, waiting for a certain someone. But after an hour passed without any movement from outside, he couldn’t help wondering what the hell he was doing. After a long time of tossing and turning, he got up and went out. Seeing that the other bedroom door was shut, he struggled for a moment but still couldn’t think of any excuse to knock at the door and could only circle around the living room.

In order to take advantage of the situation, Gu Bai had stayed up very late these past few days. Following his body clock, it still wasn’t time for him to sleep yet. At the moment, he was surfing the internet out of boredom. When he heard the sound outside, he opened the door and looked out. He was somewhat surprised, “Why aren’t you asleep yet?”

“Oh, I came out to drink some water.” Qi Le held a cup in his hand, his expression calm.

Gu Bai nodded. “Go to sleep early.”

“Got it.” Qi Le received his hint, turned to enter his room and lay down bravely. However, he still didn’t come after half an hour. He scratched at the sheets twice and went to circle around outside again.

Gu Bai heard a sound again, opened the door and asked, “What are you doing?”

“Oh, I need to pee.” Qi Le looked serious, entering the bathroom without a second glance at him.

Gu Bai watched Qi Le and concluded that the latter couldn’t sleep because he thought he would still go to him tonight. He waited, and when Qi Le came out, he said, “Sleep well.”

“Okay.” Qi Le received another hint. So, he went into the room and lay down properly but there was still no movement at all. He immediately felt resentful and went outside again. He saw Gu Bai but before the latter could speak, he said, “Don’t ask, I came out to drink some water.”

Gu Bai, “...”

Qi Le held the cup and gulped the water down furiously. Then, he turned around, shot him a look and closed the door as soon as he entered his room, thinking to himself, if you want to take advantage of me then hurry up! Stop wasting my feelings!

Gu Bai paused and faintly felt that Qi Le’s eyes were filled with grievance. Right then, he almost couldn’t believe it. Was Xiao Le waiting for him? He struggled for a moment, decided to give it a try, and went over.

Qi Le lay down in bed quietly and clenched his fists. Finally he came!

Gu Bai turned on the light, sat on the bed and stared at him. He thought perhaps Qi Le wanted to confirm something. He leaned over and kissed his lips. Seeing that he didn’t respond, he pried his teeth apart and deepened the kiss. Since Xiao Le took the initiative to send himself to his lips, then there was no reason for him not to savor him.

Qi Le closed his eyes and felt his warmth gently stir up his tongue, the familiar taste gradually spreading in his mouth. It seemed... that he really didn’t hate this. He secretly felt himself and the verdict was: for the moment, he wasn’t hard.

Gu Bai pinched his chin and kissed him even more deeply. He could clearly hear the wet, muffled sounds from their kiss. His breathing grew heavy and he tried his best to control himself without going any further.

Qi Le was forced to lift his head up. Aware that the tongue in his mouth was plundering harder, entangling more, he couldn’t help but frown, yet he didn’t push him away. Gu Bai saw that he didn’t show any signs of refusal so he didn’t stop either. The kiss persisted, lasting longer and longer until Gu Bai finally couldn’t stand it any longer. He felt that if he continued, he might end up going too far so he pushed him away.

At this moment, Qi Le’s breathing was disordered and he was a little dazed and confused. He regained his senses and secretly felt again. He was sad to discover that he was a little hard. Was this really not an instinctive physical reaction? Was he bent? Damn it, when did it happen ah?

Gu Bai gasped for breath. He couldn’t figure out Xiao Le’s purpose. He stared at him for a moment, thinking that since Xiao Le hadn’t resisted, did he want him to keep going? His eyes suddenly darkened and he began to unbutton his pajamas.

Qi Le, “......”

What the fuck?! This can’t be ah! What the hell was he doing?!

Gu Bai kissed him again, his hands lightly caressing his body as they slowly slid upwards. Then, as his thumb touched the raised points on Qi Le’s chest, he gently brushed against them.

Qi Le felt a strange sensation explode from within. That strange sensation traveled downwards and gathered south, instantly making his desire a little harder. He suddenly went mad and finally decided to face up to reality. He pushed aside a certain someone and suddenly sat up, his face filled with anger, “Damn it! Stop right now!”

Gu Bai licked the corners of his lips, his eyes deep with emotion as he smiled, “...You’re awake?”

His appearance was calm and natural and there was no sign of surprise at all. Qi Le was silent for a moment before pouncing on him with rage. “Erquan, Laozi wants to fucking kill you!”

Gu Bai smiled as he caught him, lying in bed with the latter in his arms. Qi Le was slow to dodge and fell straight into his embrace. He propped himself up a little and opened his mouth to bite down on his shoulder. Gu Bai willingly allowed him to bite him, stroking Qi Le’s head as he tightened his arms around him. He held him firmly while he turned his head sideways to plant kisses all over his face.

Qi Le didn’t bite too hard and soon let go. Then, he broke free from his embrace and got out of bed, wiped his mouth, and walked away.

Gu Bo froze, “Where are you going?”

“I drank too much water, I need to pee.”

Gu Bai, “...”