Vigor Mortis

Chapter ???: Dragoneye Mortis, (2)

As they traveled, making small talk, comparing notes about the two, three worlds they knew about, Vitas undead horde grew. Zombie raptors jumped and tore apart other, lesser creatures, bringing the kills to Vita like a particularly proud gaggle of cats. Vita didnt even seem to glance at the bodies, but each one brought to her was soon reanimated into her service. Monkeys and snakes, raptors and the occasional crocodile, beasts from the paleozoic to cambrian era all joined Vitas ever-growing swarm.

I could totally get used to not having to do all the heavy lifting for once. Elaine thought with wide eyes, seeing the numbers grow. At the same time - should I be stopping this? If Vita turns on me, I cant handle that many monsters at once. Especially since Im pinned to the ground.

I should totally ask her to cook another raptor for me, Vita thought.

Hey, can you cook another raptor for me?" she then asked, hardly one to let anything get between thoughts of food and the potential acquisition of food.

Suuuuure but can it start off dead-dead? Like, not moving dead? And not ripping its own arm off? Elaine shuddered.

Sure, I guess, Vita answered, shrugging slightly. Stop moving.

At Vitas order, the entire raptor horde promptly froze like someone had taken a photograph and made it reality. Elaine nearly flew off her mount at the sudden halt, but held on. Glassy-eyed frozen raptors surrounded her in every direction.

Take your pick! Vita told her happily.

Elaine facepalmed, but figured this was the best she was going to get, not without another long, awkward conversation.

Raptor or something else? Elaine asked, noting the wide variety of animals in the horde. Raptors were the dominant species, but there was enough variety if Vita was feeling spicy.

Im the furthest thing from picky, Vita answered. Ill eat anything you cook.

Elaine was getting ideas. Terrible, terrible ideas.

How hungry are you?

Yes, Vita answered, without a hint of humor.

Mind if we eat more than one of your- um - one of the, um, ah creatures?

Elaine was still struggling with zombie

I will eat. Anything. You cook for me.

Elaine had a brilliant grin split her face.

Right! One jungle smorgasbord coming right up! she said, deftly navigating through the horde, playing discount Noah.

Instead of two of each animal for an ark, it was one of each animal for the firepit. Vita watched with enraptured attention, a grin widening on her face with each animal Elaine selected.

How hungry are you, exactly? Vita asked. You like eating monsters too? My team always thought it was gross.

Elaine shrugged.

Using mana - well, technically, regenerating mana - is hungry, hungry work. Ive been away from towns, in the wilderness often enough to just not be picky. When its do or die, eat or starve? Everything looks like food.

Huh. Most of my experience starving has been in the towns.

Elaine patted Vita in what she imagined was a comforting way, though Vita mostly just stiffened up at the touch.

Well, dont worry about it. Ill make sure youre well-fed here. She said, expertly burning through dino-joints and roasting each piece one-handedly, then handing it off to Vita. The other hand already had a hot, greasy raptor-wing, as Elaine tore into it between words.

Were friends now, Vita declared, and immediately started tearing into the food with startling speed.

The impromptu barbeque continued until the pain orb - err, sun - fell, both young women displaying appetites far outside their weight class. Vita watched with awe at the growing sunset, her childlike face morphing into the greatest display of emotion Elaine had seen on her since they met.

What is that? Oh, wow. Its like like giant blotches of flower colors in the sky! she announces, raising a grasping hand as if trying to touch one.

Elaine glanced over, and with a lazy wave, summoned a [Mantle of the Stars] next to Vita.

For closer looking. Elaine said, eyes up at the endlessly spiraling stars above winking into view as the sun finishes passing over the horizon.

Woah. Youre right, the sky is just going dark, Vita whispered, idly pawing at the mantle. Wheres that thing you talked about? Your kinda-sky-island? The moon?

Itll come. Just give it time.

This is so cool. I still cant believe all the light in your world comes from such a tiny ball! And now all these white dots

Vita stared open-mouthed at the sky, for once her hidden, inner eye being the one of her three incapable of seeing an otherworldly beauty. Utterly entranced, a look of childlike joy and wonder on her face as she tried to trace the stars above, count them, understand them via any sort of equivalent from her world yet coming up empty.

And then she saw the moon.

Moons.

Two full moons rose above the horizon, washing the land in their baleful red light. Two moons, with crimson irises and slitted pupils, looking anything like a pair of eyes, overlords of the world looking down upon all the puny mortals below them. A snake, freezing a mouse in its gaze. A dragon, watching the world she owned from above.

The Dragoneye Moons.

For a fraction of an instant, Vita froze, her breath gone. Then an overwhelming terror consumed her features, and she bolted, trying to hide from the sky behind a tree.

Oh fuck, its here! Vita hisses. I dont think it saw me! Elaine, we cant let it see me, we cant. The raptors arent fast enough to oh shit, oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Calm down! Calm down! Breathe! Elaine said, sliding next to Vita. Okay, talk to me. Whats wrong? Whats here? Theyre just the moons. Theyre not going to hurt you.

Elaine mentally had a dozen asterisks on that particular statement, but the general idea was correct. Like, if some crazy high level Gravity mage decided to pull them into the planet, yeah, they could hurt, and it could be possible to do

But that was for another day.

Elaine was struck with inspiration as Vita continued to freak out. She layered [Mantle of the Stars] over her gourmet companion, then lit up with [Shine].

See? It cant see you now. Just stars and light here. Elaine tried to soothe Vita.

Thats the eye the Mistwatcher used to look at me! Vita squeaked, her tone suggesting not only terror but the revelation of some grand secret. If it glances my way again I might cause another perception event!

Whats a perception event, and the Mistwatcher is the big thing from your world, right? Elaine asked.

She didnt wait for an answer.

Look, I have it on good authority that those moons have been there for over four thousand years. Theyre just rocks, created by mad gods and goddesses.

Yes! The Mistwatcher is a god! Its the god! And it has at least one eye which looks like that!

Elaine debated telling Vita about her experiences with gods and being in the realm of the gods, and how gods tended to stay there, and not really go to Pallos. Not unless a divine miracle was requested.

She skipped all that, and thought about how Vita described the place she lived.

You normally avoid its eye? Eyes? By being on the island, right? Elaine asked to confirm.

Yes, but now its in the fucking sky! Vita screeched.

Sure, but I have an easy solution. Lets bury you in dirt and mud. Then it cant see you. Elaine said matter-of-factly.

There was no reasoning someone out of a position they hadnt reasoned themself into, and Elaine wasnt about to try and play therapist to Vita, and convince her that the moons were harmless. For all Elaine knew, they werent actually harmless, given their unnatural state and complete and total not-how-moons-should-be-ness, but that was neither here nor there. She just needed Vita to get through the night, and one night at a time shed come round - or theyd be done with whatever bullshit the fae wanted them to do this time.

I have no idea if that will work, Vita said hesitantly, and if it doesnt work, you, me, and everything remotely nearby is gonna get annihilated by a ten thousand mile long tentacle.

Okay, do you have any other ideas how to not get annihilated?

I no. I dont know. Its in the sky! Its not supposed to be in the sky! Maybe a cave? I dont know if a layer of dirt will do much, but Id feel safer with solid rock between us.

Elaine frowned, then brightened up.

Ive got an idea! She said. Can you let me command the zombies?

Vita nodded.

[Queens Commander], she murmured, uncurling slightly and poking Elaine in the thigh.

[Necromancer] Elaine in the house! Not where I expected to be a day ago, but hey, thats life.

Right. You, you, and you - I need those three trees cut down and moved to the side. You, you, and you. Bring back wood. You and you - find stone. You four - cover Vita, dont let the eyes see her. You-...

Elaine started to efficiently bark out orders, like shed been trained to do it for years.

She was used to intelligent Rangers though, not the near-mindless Dregs. Some of her commands were interpreted in interesting ways.

No, not like that! Elaine cried out, grabbing her hair in frustration as a raptor brought her a stick the size of her finger. Big wood! Like the trees!

Still, with much frustration, grumbling, ordering and reordering, Elaines vision started to come to un-life.

Charitably, it could be called A giant pile of logs and sticks.

Here. Crawl inside. Elaine said, as it started to come together. Itll shield you from the eyes in the sky, and well keep making it bigger and thicker while youre inside. Keep you safe.

Elaine lasered the leg off of one particularly bad-at-following-commands raptor, fried it, and passed it to Vita.

Here, have a bite while you wait, Elaine offered.

I am getting way too used to lasering meat off of moving creatures.

Vita, for her part, just grabbed the food between her teeth, nodding a quick thank-you before scurrying into shelter. From her perspective, hiding behind a tree hadnt gotten her killed yet, so hiding behind a structure of trees should hopefully work the same.

Elaine kept working for hours, building the fort larger and larger, hoping that it wouldnt all collapse on itself. She occasionally threw in more pieces of the unhelpful raptor into the center, where a scrawny arm would dart out to grab it and drag it into its maw.

Finally, Elaine felt like shed done enough. She roasted the last few pieces of the raptor, told the rest to Guard, and crawled in herself.

Hey. Its going to be okay, Elaine said, lying down next to Vita. Its all going to be okay. Elaine closed her eyes.

Vita nodded numbly.

Well, if it isnt, at least well probably die instantly before getting our souls eaten, she muttered.

Elaine didnt hear her. She was fast asleep.

Wow. She passed out fast, Vita mumbled to herself.

When day finally rose, Vita still hadnt managed to do the same.

Elaine yawned and stretched, her sleepy eyes going to instantly bright-eyed and bushy-tailed as she applied [Sunrise] to herself.

Gooooooood morning! How did you sleep? Did the hut help? I hope it helped. It took me and the dinosaurs aaaaaaages to do. Well. You would know. You were watching! Whoof! I need to go burn off some energy. Then lets get to that ziggurat, and figure out what those fairies want! Lets gooooooooooo!

Vita blinked the tiredness out of her eyes, mentally cursing Elaine several different ways.

Maybe it wouldnt be so bad if a perception event happens now if it spares me her early-morning energy. I want a soul. I miss souls. I wish I could eat one to keep me awake, but this stupid place doesnt have any!

Vita was still trying to muster the strength to get up when Elaine popped back into the hut, brimming with energy.

Oh! I almost forgot! Heres a snake skewer. One of the zombies got it last night. And a pick me up! Elaine tapped Vita, pulsing [Sunrise] through her.

A jolt of energy shot through Vita, waking her up faster and more thoroughly than anything shed ever experienced before.

Woah, what the fuck? Vita said suddenly, jumping to her feet. The child-like girls potty mouth never failed to seem a little out of place. What was that? I feel way better!

[Sunrise]! Elaine happily told Vita. My energy pick-me-up-go-forever skill! Never leave home without it!

She laughed like she made the best joke ever. Vita didnt see how it was that funny but she couldnt deny it was useful.

Either way, between the food, the stream, and the zombie-raptor transportation, Vita and Elaine were off towards the ziggurat in no time.

The horde grew fatter than Vitas and Elaines waistlines, the most impressive part of which was that said waistlines actually managed to grow a little after their legendary barbecue. Each of them seemed remarkably incapable of putting on pounds. They spent the time luxuriously being carted around, feasting on the bounty of the jungle delivered practically to their mouths.

Then, like a particularly small, fast, brightly colored and tasty bird, they were delivered to the foot of the ziggurat. It looked old, an ancient relic from before time began. Given the relatively young age of Pallos, that was entirely possible. The temple was overgrown with vines, the stone cracking. Each step was bigger than Elaine was tall, and the ziggurat seemed to soar endlessly towards the heavens - which wasnt at all what it looked like from a distance.

Now what? Vita asked, more annoyed and impressed by the structure.

Elaine shrugged.

If it was easy, the fairies wouldnt send us to do it, would they?

From what you told me about the tiny assholes, yes they would. Because itd be funny.

Elaine tilted her head, conceding the point.

This has all seemed too easy so far, but zombies first? Elaine asked.

Yeah, sure, theyre all replaceable. Vita agreed. But wheres the entrance?

Vita and Elaine looked around, not seeing anything. They circled the ziggurat, only seeing the giant steps repeated all around.

Elaine looked at the overly large stairs, big enough that only Vita standing on Elaines shoulders would be able to crawl up.

One step.

There had to be hundreds.

Whats the bet that the entrance is on the top of the ziggurat? Elaine asked rhetorically.

She knew the answer.

It was on the top.

It was always on the top.

Vita sighed, silently agreeing. What a pain. Still, painful problems were what zombies were for. With a few quick, snappy directions, three zombiestwo raptors standing on each other and a third in front of themformed a climbable step that Vita and Elaine ascended up the first stair, enough of the horde following to make a second step and then a third and so on. The Dregs were not kind to their fellows, and the crushing, shambling footfalls of a zombie horde crawling on top of one another required the steps to be frequently replaced as they got periodically pounded into meat mush. Still, eventually the majority of the horde managed to reach the top. When only the zombies forming the stairs remained, Vita simply used [Soul Reclamation] to kill them all from a distance, leaving the unfortunate dinosaurs left behind to collapse back into restful death. Again.

Turning back towards the entrance, the pair saw that the top of the ziggurat was filled with statues, pillars, and more. A giant golden bell, somehow whole despite the tests of time and the elements, stood proudly in the middle, over the largest statue. Cracked stone with hardy vines that had somehow grown through the literal mountain worth of stone were interspersed with little yellow flowers that gently blew in the breeze. Pillars in various states of ruin and decay were scattered in neat columns along the top, clearly having performed some ceremonial purpose once upon a time.

Statues of suchia, each statue large enough for Vita and Elaine to comfortably rest in their enormous crocodilian mouths, lined the edges of the ziggurat. They were all facing the centerpiece of the ziggurat - a gigantic monstrous statue, depicting some part-suchia, part-fish, part frog with toothy mouths on its shoulders, knees, elbows, and a few other random spots.

Wow. Elaine breathed, gazing around the sights. This is quite something.

She walked forward, looking at each statue for a moment before moving onto the next one.

Yeah, that thing almost has as many mouths as the Mistwatchers soul. Vita agreed, eyeing the statue in the middle. Its also sucking my mana. I can see it with [Eye of the Maw].

Elaine paled.

Thats not made out of Arcanite. she realized.

So? Vita asked, glancing around the ancient temple with disinterest.

So only living things and Arcanite get mana! she yelled.

Vita blinked.

...So its edible?

Thats not the right question! Elaine snapped, running back to the stairs.

A deafening roar from a dozen different types of mouths burst out behind them, as the Cipactli statue started to chase after the latest offerings brought to its altar.

Attack while we climb! Vita ordered the remains of her horde, suddenly changing direction. Without hesitation Elaine switched from running back to the too-large stairs to climbing one of the large pillars with Vita.

They scrambled up while the zombies died in droves, seemingly incapable of even scratching the monstrous Cipactli. Elaines ascent was boosted by her stats, Dexterity making sure she never put a foot wrong, Speed helping her hands quickly move from place to place, Strength letting her haul herself up sooner, and Vitality tying it all together.

Vita had stats, but also something beyond them as well. It almost looked like Vita was a puppet, her limbs getting pulled around by some force that couldnt possibly be her muscles. Elaine figured there were more pressing things at the moment than worrying about it, though, even as Vita handily beat Elaine to the top.

The monster roared, and crashed into the stone column, trying to shake Elaine and Vita loose. The two clung onto each other and the top of the pillar, holding on.

Think you can handle it? Vita asked Elaine, deathly calm as she stared down from her perch.

Instead of responding, Elaine fired a [Nova] down at the monster, following it up with a beam of Radiance, trying to burn through its eye.

Nifty. Vita commented, as Elaine unleashed a burning inferno directly at the furious beast for 10 seconds non-stop.

Then, abruptly, she stopped.

Fuck, she swore.

What?

Im out of mana.

Vita shrugged, as if this could not be any less of a problem.

Take some of mine?

A terrible grin broke on Elaines face, as she remembered that Vita seemed to have a skill to transfer mana and somehow had a mana pool measured in fucking tredecillions.

It was like a second sun erupted on top of the ziggurat, as Elaine, finally unconstrained by pesky little things like running out of mana, was able to unleash her full, unlimited arsenal. [Nova]s were dropped and exploded, looking like an entire galaxy worth of stars was exploding at once. Beams of Radiance mixed with cones and balls, wide-spread auras and surgical lasers. The air itself started to become uncomfortably hot with the sheer amount of heat and energy that bled off from the attacks. The stones blackened and cracked under the heat, and both Elaine and Vita started doing the the floor is lava and my feet are cooking dance.

Didnt stop Elaine in the slightest.

The Cipactli roared, angered that the sacrifices brought to it were resisting, trying to tear down the sturdy pillar.

In its boredom, it had knocked down and smashed most of the pillars on top of the ziggurat that it could. The architects, so long ago, had built the temple well, and what remained wasnt so easily brought down.

Especially when being cooked alive. Eventually, the creature, used to being treated as a god, decided to stop sticking around and turned to flee.

Oh, no you dont, Vita growled. Quit shooting for a sec.

Without waiting for an answer, Vita lets herself fall from the pillar before suddenly kicking off of it, shooting towards the fleeing many-mouthed monster like a javelin. She hit it spear-first, to basically no effect on its stat-boosted crocodilian hide.

"Vita!" Elaine yelpedin surprise, barely avoiding frying her with a stray nova. "What are you doing? Just let it go!"

Ignoring her, Vita instead pulled out a huge fragment of her own soul, grinning as she pressed it into the body of the monster. With no soul of its own, or at least with nothing that Vita considered a soul for her purposes, nothing stopped her shard from spreading through the monster as if it was just another corpse. Her power strained against the living body's muscles, causing the enormous beast to twitch and spasm as entirely different forms of movement went to war inside it.

"All right!" Vita shouted back to Elaine, leaping off the monster. "Now hit it with everything you've got! As big as it gets!"

"What skill is that?" Elaine asked, charging up the mother of all [Nova]. "This thing is way too high level to get crippled by one tap of just anything."

Vita shrugged, scrambling back up the pillar.

"No skill," she said. "Just part of me. Although I guess if you want to blame a skill for that trick"

Elaine didnt wait for Vita to finish talking before unleashing the rest of her arsenal at once, the combination of seemingly limitless mana regen, prep time, and a mostly stationary target being all she needed to annihilate the temple-owner once and for all.

"I would say [Soul Reclamation] is the one I like most," Vita finished, activating the skill and recovering her lost power. Back home I cant get free refunds.

The aftermath of the fight left little standing in what was once an altar to the ex-divine beast.

So now what? Vita asked, looking at the stones. They were so hot they were warping the air, making the floor look wavy. She could feel her skin start to crack, having nowhere near as much heat resistance as the woman who regularly shot lasers.

Elaine shrugged.

What did the fairies want?

They just said to 'slay the creature and claim the prize.' Didnt say what the prize is, though."

Elaine facepalmed.

Of course. OF COURSE! Its never easy with them. She looked around the room, trying to spot what this elusive prize could possibly be. Maybe the bell?

The enormous golden bell in the center of the room indeed looked like quite the prize. Vitas eyes went wide.

Wait, is all of that metal? Yeah that would be the fucking prize all right. Fat lot of luck well have hauling that around, though.

Yeah why dont we just grab everything up here, just in case? Elaine suggested. Maybe its one of the statues. Or vines. Or pillars.

Or one of the flowers. Vita said, picking one up that somehow, miraculously, survived the scorching inferno Elaine had unleashed on top of the ziggurat.

Three tiny flying assholes popped in around Vita the moment she grabbed the flowers.

The flowers! The flowers! One cheered.

She got the flowers! She wins! The second one cackled.

Plant genitals! Just the thing! The third one swooped in and grabbed the flower from Vita.

Ew, said Vita, wrinkling her nose. So, I guess I got your prize. Do I get a prize?

Yes, of course! One said. You can see my tonsils! A most rare and valuable prize.

Your what now?

Elaine facepalmed.

The back of her throat.

Thats dumb.

Elaine cringed at that, while the fairy laughed in Vitas face.

Too slow! You had the chance to see, and you did not! Like that, your prize vanishes!

If you guys had souls, I would shatter them, Vita grumbled.

From me, I give you COURAGE! The next fairy said. No more will you fear to walk in the jungle! No more will you cower in your home!

Vita frowned.

Im a hunter. I already regularly go into the forest. She pointed out. Plus, didnt you see what I did to this jungle?

The fairy giggled.

See? The best gift EVER!

Elaine was coming round to Vitas way of thinking. Complete assholes and Would kill if I could.

From me The fairy paused for dramatic effect, before realizing.

Hey! You jerks let me go last! He complained at the other two, who giggled at his misfortune.

Too slow! The first one said, zipping around him.

Lazy bum, lazy bum The second one sang.

He just grumbled.

GO HOME! He yelled at Vita, who popped out of existence.

Elaines eyes bugged out.

Um. If its not too much trouble She said.

The first fairy sneered at her.

Youre already home! Go fly back!

I cant fly! I didnt bring my sandals! Elaine complained before being struck by inspiration.

Hang on. Send me back, and Ill tell you a secret, she said, dreading making a deal with the Fae, but not seeing too many other options. Besides spending decades trying to get out of the place. Fairies liked secrets, right?

Oooh! A secret! Tell me, tell me!

No, tell me!

Elaine held up a finger.

Ah ah ah. Send me back first, then Ill tell you the secret, she insisted.

The secret will be mine! One of the fae yelled, popping Elaine back to her home.

Ok, now tell me the secret. the fae demanded the empty air.

There was, of course, no response.

Hello? Id like my secret now?