Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 145: Change Your Underwear Once a Day, Otherwise It Will Get Dirty! (Benizakura Sword Part 5)

After a short confrontation, Okada was sent flying by Kawaki, flying at least dozens of meters along the river.

"You... you must be lying..." Shinpachi murmured, "Just one blow..."

"So didn't I say it? How could a monster really lose in the face of that fake Monster?" Gintoki muttered in disdain.

"I think I used a bit more force..." Kawaki muttered to himself, "But..."

As he spoke, Kawaki rushed over once more.

"That kind of speed..." Okada, who had gotten up again, murmured as he looked at Kawaki's lightning-like figure.

Boom!!!

Kawaki came in front of Okada and waved the umbrella in his hand again. The speed was so fast that even Benizakura could not react.

"Cough!!" After this attack, Okada spat out a mouthful of blood.

"It's not over yet." As Kawaki spoke, he used his umbrella to insert it into the outer shell formed by the thick tentacles on the surface of Okada's body and lifted him up.

"Hmph, that's it." Okada was lifted up in the air and snorted, "Kill me, and then, go back to that lord again. If there's anything like that, kill me! Where is your sword?! Let me see it!"

Okada continued with a ferocious expression, "If it had been me if I had stayed by that lord's side... this country wouldn't end up like this. What bushido? A samurai doesn't need that! All a samurai needs is a sword! Come, let me see it!"

"I don't know what you're talking about, but you won't be able to win against me with this kind of thing." As he spoke, Kawaki kicked Okada away once more, "Also, a so-called sword is not a sword that hangs on your waist all day!"

"Too... too strong..." Shinpachi couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.

"Yo!" Kawaki shouted at Shinpachi who was on the shore, "Um, is there any beef left? I just moved a little and I'm a little hungry."

"Ah... Yes, there is still a lot left." Shinpachi hurriedly replied.

"That's good." Kawaki heaved a sigh of relief when he heard this. He turned his head to look in Okada's direction again. However, it was only then that Kawaki discovered that Okada had disappeared without a trace...

At this moment, Okada had already returned to his original size. He covered his chest and hid in the dark.

"I almost died... If he didn't hold back..." Okada muttered, then looked at Benizakura in his hand, "You, did you just want to run away? You're just a sword and you actually feel scared. You are just so so... But, I also got precious data..."

"If that lord knew that his old friend was still so energetic, I don't know what he would think... Forget it, let's go back first. Otherwise, that lord should be angry... Hahahaha... "

...

"This is really troublesome. I actually let him run away..." Kawaki sat in the kotatsu, looking annoyed.

"It was clearly you who deliberately let him go!" Gintoki shouted.

"What did you say? How is that possible!" Kawaki retorted, but then Kawaki turned his head to the place where Okada had just been lying.

"However, that person... Gintoki, you should have noticed it too, right? That person doesn't have many days left to live."

"Yes, indeed. After being kicked twice by you, even a deity won't be able to live for long," Gintoki nodded in agreement, "I can't even withstand a single kick. Hurry up and pay for my medical fees!"

"It's not that!" Kawaki scolded, "Also, I saved you just now! Did you lose your memory?"

"Saved me?" Gintoki said disdainfully, then shouted loudly, "Being kicked so hard by you is better than receiving that sword! Don't you know the severity of your attack?"

"What did you say? You silver-haired wavy hair who doesn't know how to be grateful!"

"Ha? It should be you! You idiot who doesn't know the severity!"

"Well, you two, stop arguing." Shinpachi quickly came out to mediate, then looked at Kawaki and asked, "That, Kawaki-san, just now you said that that person is about to die, what do you mean?"

"Isn't it obvious? With so many tentacles stuffed into your body, you won't be able to live for long." Kawaki said casually, "His body is already riddled with holes, and..."

"And that kind of action that transcends humans will only burden his body. He doesn't have many days left to live..." Gintoki added.

"But to be able to survive until now with just his willpower alone, he is also an amazing man." Kawaki sighed softly, "But if it were me, I definitely wouldn't be able to do it. After all, I hate tentacles the most."

"Ah!" At this time, Shinpachi finally remembered his original purpose. He looked at Elizabeth anxiously, "We haven't gotten the whereabouts of Katsura-san from him yet!"

[I also forgot, after all, the battle is too fierce, and I don't mind...]

It was written on the wooden board Elizabeth held up.

"I have already said it countless times. Zura will be fine. It's only at that level." Kawaki said casually.

"Katsura-san is actually that strong? He won't lose even if he faces that kind of opponent?" Shinpachi looked at Gintoki and Kawaki in shock.

"Yes." Gintoki and Kawaki nodded at the same time.

"His ability to escape is number one in the world." 2

Hearing this, Shinpachi was about to retort, but at this moment, Kawaki's phone suddenly vibrated.

Kawaki reached into his arms, took out his phone, and glanced at it. He instantly lost his calm and hurriedly stood up and rushed in a certain direction.

"Um, what's wrong? Kawaki-san, he..." Shinpachi murmured.

"I don't know." Gintoki replied casually, but immediately reacted, "That idiot! He hasn't even left the medical fees for me!"

"Is this all you want?"

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, he saw Sadaharu running straight over from afar.

"Sadaharu!" Shinpachi shouted.

When Sadaharu heard Shinpachi's shout, he rushed even faster.

However, just as Sadaharu rushed to the front of everyone, he suddenly found that his two masters and another person's pet were sitting happily in the kotatsu, eating hotpot.

Seeing this scene, Sadaharu abruptly stopped in his tracks. His two bright big eyes were filled with mist.

"What's wrong? Sadaharu?" Shinpachi asked in confusion.

"Woof!" After Sadaharu called out, he turned around and ran away.

"Eh? What is going on?" Shinpachi muttered.

[It seems like he misunderstood something. ]

Elizabeth raised his wooden board.

"Misunderstanding? What do you mean?" Just as Shinpachi asked, he saw the phone that Sadaharu had just left on the ground, "That's Kagura's..."

...

On the other side, Kagura had already sneaked into Kiheitai's house-shaped boat.

Kagura hid behind the box and observed for a long time. On the deck, there was no one but a man wearing a kimono with a purple robe embroidered with golden butterflies.

Finally, Kagura was ready to take action.

Kagura carefully walked behind Takasugi and pointed her umbrella at the back of Takasugi's head, "Hey, are you a crew member of this ship-aru? Can you show me around? If you don't want your head to bloom."

However, Takasugi still did not make a sound. Instead, he continued to smoke with the pipe in his hand and slowly exhaled a mouthful of smoke.

"Hey, are you listening?" Kagura, who was ignored, was a little unhappy.

At this time, Takasugi turned his head. The corners of his mouth slightly raised, and the fierce look in his eyes made Kagura feel a little bad.

"Today's moon is really big and round. I thought there would be [Princess Kaguya] running out. I didn't expect that the one running out is a wild girl." Takasugi said unhurriedly.

'Not good, this guy is emitting an ominous evil aura!' Kagura thought to herself. However, before Kagura could do anything, she suddenly heard the sound of pulling the trigger from behind her.

Without time to think, Kagura stood up and jumped up. Just as Kagura leave the ground, two bullets happened to land in Kagura's position.

Kagura, who jumped into the air, fired two shots in the direction of the bullets and then landed smoothly.

Matako was not a pushover either. She got up and jumped up to dodge the two bullets then rushed straight toward Kagura.

Boom!! After a sound, the smoke dissipated.

Matako stood on the deck and pointed her two guns at Kagura who was lying on the ground.

Kagura pointed her umbrella at Matako's head.

"Who are you?" Matako shouted, "I will never allow anyone to attack Shinsuke-sama! Put down the gun! Do you think you can beat Kijima Matako quick gun?"

"Matako, I can see it-aru," Kagura said casually, "I can clearly see your dirty panty."

"You're too naive. Do you want to distract me?" Matako said disdainfully, but the tension in her words had already betrayed her, "There won't be that kind of thing! I change it every day!"

"No, no, there really is something on it~" Kagura frowned slightly, curled her lips, and said, "It's really dirty and it's stuck with dirty things~"

"You stinking girl! I will never allow you to insult me in front of Shinsuke-sama!" With that, Matako looked at Takasugi who was still smoking with his back to the side, and shouted, "Shinsuke-sama! It's not like that! I really change every day, you can confirm it!"

Taking advantage of the time when Matako was distracted, Kagura stood up and kicked Matako's chin, sending her flying.

Kagura chuckled and rushed into the cabin.

Matako, who had fallen to the ground, raised her head and cursed, "Damned little girl! Takechi-senpai, she is here!"

Just as Matako finished shouting, a beam of light from a searchlight hit Kagura's position.