Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 146: Benizakura Sword Part 6

At this time, Kagura finally discovered that there were dozens of people hiding in the shadows in front of her.

Takechi Henpeita stood at the top of the house-shaped boat with a searchlight reminded, "Everyone, you can't kill her. If you kill even women and children, it will ruin our samurai's reputation. You must capture her alive. Moreover, this young lady's uncle is an incredible monster~"

"Senpai, you should also have a limit for being a lolicon!" Matako scolded, "She has already invaded here. Why do you still say that you want to capture her alive? Moreover, those people will be our enemies sooner or later!"

"I am not a lolicon, but a feminist. It is only suitable for a feminist to treat women gently!" Takechi Henpeita retorted, "Also, it is better not to provoke that kind of monster now. This is the conclusion that I have come to as Kiheitai's advisor."

However, just as he finished speaking, Takechi Henpeita heard a scream. He looked around and saw that Kagura was brutalizing those ronin at this time.

"What's going on? This little girl!"

"She's very powerful!"

A group of ronin shouted.

After casually knocking out a ronin, Kagura shouted, "Zura! You're right here! If you're here, you should say-aru!"

Seeing Kagura in front of those ronin was at ease, Matako finally couldn't bear it anymore. She raised her gun and pressed the trigger without hesitation.

However...

"Oh, I really didn't expect to see an acquaintance at such a time." Kawaki put away the umbrella and said with a smile.

"So didn't you say it? Don't bring out some strange things..." Before Takechi Henpeita could finish, Kawaki had already taken the lead and fired a shot at Takechi Henpeita.

Boom!

Takechi Henpeita changed his hairstyle.

"I seem to remember your voice." Kawaki narrowed his eyes and stretched out a finger, "Didn't I tell you not to let me meet you? Because I couldn't help but want to give you a present. Do you like this afro-head? I think it suits you unexpectedly."

"Takechi-senpai!" After Matako shouted, she looked at Kawaki with an unfriendly expression, "Who are you?"

"This voice..." Kawaki searched in his mind. Finally... "You are that flat-chested woman!"

"Who is a flat-chested woman! You bastard!" Matako cursed, her veins popping out.

"Sure enough, my guess is correct. It is indeed flat-chested, Hirako" Kawaki glanced at Matako and sighed.

"Who is Hirako? Don't randomly give people a strange name!"

"I just feel that it is very suitable for you. This name." Kawaki explained with a helpless face, then greeted Matako, "Nice to meet you, Hirako."

"I already said it was not Hirako!" Matako said frantically.

"Indeed, Matako is not Hirako," Takechi Henpeita said as he jumped down, "You can still see some ups and downs from the side. The cliff is very different."

"So, you don't understand this, right?" Kawaki continued with a sigh, "Now there is something called a chest pad, which is the kind that looks very similar to the real thing. She must have used that kind of thing."

"Who do you think will use that kind of thing?" Matako retorted.

"This possibility is also very high." Takechi Henpeita held his chin and muttered.

"Senpai, are you also like this?" Matako shouted, then quickly turned to the side and shouted at Takasugi, "Shinsuke-sama! I really didn't use that kind of thing! If you don't believe me, you can check it!"

"It's useless, Hirako," Kawaki advised, "Takaji is very kind. Even if he thinks that you are flat-chested, he won't say it out loud, because he is afraid of hurting your heart. Besides, he doesn't like your type."

"I already said that I'm not called Hirako!" Matako retorted, "Also, you should be called him, Shinsuke-sama! Also, do you really know what type Shinsuke-sama likes?"

"Of course," Kawaki replied matter-of-factly, "After all, we have been to the red-light district together countless times. I remember Takaji's hobbies very clearly!"

"Eh? Really? Has Mr. Takasugi been to that kind of place before?"

"After all, Mr. Takasugi is a normal man. I understand."

"If you say so, I understand."

"I also understand..."

The group of Kiheitai members laughed.

"Enough!" Matako shouted, "How could Shinsuke-sama go to that kind of place! Don't be fooled by him!"

"We have been there countless times! No matter how you try to protect Takaji's pure image, it is useless! If I said that we have been there, we have been there!" Kawaki shouted.

"Shinsuke-sama..." Matako turned to look at Takasugi.

At the same time, everyone turned to look at Takasugi.

At this time, Takasugi had his back turned, but the veins on his face were twitching.

After a long time, Takasugi suppressed his anger and said slowly, "I've never been there."

"You're lying!!!" Kawaki couldn't help but scold, "You're lying! I remember it clearly! One time, you almost fought with Gintoki for a girl! But in the end, that girl chose you. But the next day, that girl said that you don't know anything about love..."

Before Kawaki could finish, Takasugi had already pulled out his sword and threw it over.

"That was close!" Kawaki wiped the cold sweat off his forehead. Looking at the sword that was stabbed straight in front of him, he said with lingering fear, "Alright, alright. I won't flip through your dark history."

"Little uncle, Zura, he..." Kagura grabbed Kawaki's arm and murmured.

"Ah, I know. There is nothing for you here. You can go back first." Kawaki replied.

"But..."

"No buts. Hurry up and go back. Leave the rest to me." As he spoke, Kawaki looked at Kagura, who was still smiling with his eyes narrowed.

"No!" Kagura played a little temper.

"Be obedient. At this time, you should listen to the adults more!" Kawaki shouted harshly, "Don't be willful!"

After saying that, Kawaki directly picked up Kagura by the back of her collar and threw her towards the shore.

"Do you want to kill me?!!!" Kagura, who was thrown in the air, cursed.

Then... Boom !!!!

"Well, this kind of thing, let me send a small boat to send her down. There is no need to do this, Lord Kawaki." Takechi Henpeita looked at the ruins on the shore and muttered.

"No, this situation is still faster," Kawaki replied.

"Actually, there is one more thing that I hope to obtain Lord Kawaki's assistance." As he spoke, Takechi Henpeita took out a thick stack of reports from his pocket, "It's the Edo Youth Protection Regulations..."

"There must be a limit to being lolicon!" Matako scolded.

"Shut up, Hirako!" Takechi Henpeita stopped Matako from speaking and then began to introduce the regulations he had written to Kawaki.

"I already said it wasn't Hirako! Why did you also call me Hirako! My name is Matako, Kijima Matako!" Matako said frantically.

"Be quiet, Kijima [Beep]ko," Kawaki complained.

"Why do you have to add [Beep] for no reason? You don't need to add that kind of thing!" Matako roared.

"I just feel that it is not good to talk about crotch here," Kawaki murmured.

(TL note: Mata is slang for "crotch" in Japanese.)

"Is that the only thing in your brain?" Matako was already driven mad to a certain extent.

"I don't think this is a good idea. Let all the teenagers wear sportswear every day..." Kawaki murmured with a frown.

"However, sportswear can reflect the mental outlook of teenagers, right?" Takechi Henpeita replied, "Actually, I wrote a sportswear at the beginning..."

"Takechi-senpai, you are just a simple pervert..." Matako said expressionlessly.

"Speaking of which, is that man back? It's the man who can transform with that weird sword." Kawaki flipped the report in his hand and said casually, "If he comes back, don't let him go out at will. Otherwise, I won't let him go easily next time."

"You mean..."

"Alright, I'm just here to pick up my niece who is still wandering outside late at night. I'm also here to catch up with my old friends. However, it seems that Takaji doesn't have anything to say to me. So, my task has been completed. Bye." After saying that, Kawaki got up and prepared to leave.

"How can that be? Since you are here, we should properly entertain you." As he spoke, Takechi Henpeita made a few gestures to Kiheitai's members.

In an instant, a group of people surrounded Kawaki.

"Oh my, your attitude has changed a bit too quickly~," Kawaki said with a smile.

"After all, we can't let you go easily." Takechi Henpeita replied, "Of course, if you can choose to join Kiheitai, we are very welcome."

"I'm used to being lazy," Kawaki rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment, "So this kind of life might not be suitable for me, hahaha."

After laughing a few times, Kawaki's expression changed slightly. He said, "Or do you think that these few people can keep me here? There must be a limit to arrogance."

"Maybe you are right, but there is also a premise that we have to face the normal you. It seems that Lord Kawaki did not see the calendar when he went out today..." After a pause, Takechi Henpeita ordered the group of ronin, "Go! Everyone!"

"In fact, you are wrong. Although today is indeed the 15th, but..." As he said that, Kawaki kicked away the two ronin beside him and instantly came to Takechi Henpeita, "Before I fell asleep, it was not too late to kill everyone on this ship."